(Humor) Warrior Power Zerker Hammer Strike

[Stryder.8641]

Warrior power zerker hammer strike.

Glaring at each other, we shall fight.

I press a hammer strike key;

You walk away to brew a pot of coffee.

I've arched back with my hammer high behind my head;

You've returned with a cup of coffee while reading the "Dear Abbey" column in the newspaper instead.

My hammer reaches the apex of the arc;

You step aside, take another sip of coffee, and continue reading the comics section, what a farce.

My hammer strikes the earth, leaving me in an epic pose;

You take another sip of coffee, calmly fold your newspaper and swat me on the nose.

I die instantly;

You have victory.

Warrior power zerker hammer strike.

 

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So... I'm chucking my hammer into the bottom of my inventory and will start looking at Warrior melee weapons that work faster (axe, mace, sword). I have the Berserker Elite Skill but not enough Hero Points yet to complete Spellbreaker (daggers) and none for Gunsaber (pistols).