Relic of ...

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Relic of Alliance = Everyone that puts one one of these gets put on the same team.

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Relic of Wrath = Corpses can be stomped again, which gives the player 50 seconds slow on respawn that cannot be cleansed. If that stomp fails, you get that effect.
Relic of the Last Laugh = Upon defeat, you cause a Nova Strike in the area. 1/2 your maximum HP = strike damage. Unblockable blast, 30 minutes cooldown.
Relic of Defiance = If you get hit by a crowd-control effect while you are already affected by another, you break out of stun and get 2 stacks of stability for 5 seconds.
Relic of Balance = Upon casting an elite skill, the current HP of you and the 4 closest team-mates is added up. Then devided by 5 and redistributed to everyone. 
Relic of the Gambler = Upon casting an elite skill, you roll three dices over the head of your target. If you land 111 they get fully healed. If you land 666, they get their HP reduced to 1. 
Relic of the Noob = Get one stack of might (6 Seconds) every time you interrupt a skill or the auto-attack-chain.
Relic of the RNG = Upon landing a critical hit you either get a random boon or deliver a random condition.
Relic of Compliance = Shouts of nearby enemies grant you Aegis.
Relic of the Living Dead = Poison healing modification is reversed. Instead of reducing incoming heal effectivity by 33 %, it gets enhanced by 33 %.
Relic of Madness = Every stack of confusion you apply, is also applied to yourself. While you are under the effect of confusion, your enemies cannot land critical hits on you.
Relic of the Cat = When you jump off a cliff while being mounted on the Warclaw and die from falling damage, you get dismounted instead and the warclaw gets a 10 minute cooldown. 
Relic of the Dog = 50 % of the siege-blueprints you place are returned by your pet-dog. The returned blueprints are upgraded versions of the original, always for the next higher tier. 
Relic of the Meta = You get applause depending on your outgoing DPS. Upon crossing 20k, firework gets added. Upon crossing 40k, you get a crowd of skritt, screaming like Teenagers on a rock-concert. Upon crossing 60k, random undies are thrown at you (male and female).
Relic of Gnashblade = Alacrity you receive is 10 % stronger, but only works on a randomly selected skill.
Relic of the Trickster = Flanking abilities trigger on normal hits, but never on critical hits.
Relic of the Consortium = All consumables last 50 % longer, but have a 1 in 10 chance to only last 1 minute.
Relic of the Banana = Every NPC in the game turns into a banana. Scales with model-size. If you kill an enemy, you can slip on the corpse.