Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 (edited) Hello and welcome to the greatest and most spectacular alliance community ever developed! A few details for those who may be interested in rolling with us. I’m a gaming dad and my son helps lead the guild. In addition to that I am joined by my #1 second in command named Alec. Truly a legend. Last but definitely not least our mastermind of all things OOK who goes by the name of Zeen. Zeen the Machine. Unstoppable really. You won’t even see them until its far too late to hide your tacos. We have a fabulous array of couples, random folks of all ages and people who understand that sometimes the best method for WvW play is strategic shenanigans. I call us ‘competitively casual’ where we play when we want to and how we want to. I will be running two scheduled nights per week. Attendance is voluntary. Show up because you want to not because I’m beating you about the hands and face. Though I may do that in special circumstances by request. My goal is to gather most excellent souls who have no home, are contained and constrained within PVE guilds and still have an interest in PVP or just individuals that enjoy the highest levels of fashion. Our goals are simple: · Play both WvW and sPVP in the most annoying, satisfying, gratifying manner possible · Zero schedules because those cause intestinal cramping (two nights a week we will break bread together this is totally not true who let this guy in here) · Show up when you can, contribute where you will and spread your Dookems wide · Collaborate and elaborate on builds together...but only if they cause sadness · Understand that the best games in life are played with spoons Put up your Dookems revolves around one very important rule: Absolutely ZERO DOOKERS in here. None. Not gonna happen. We routinely each night go out of our way to Ook everyone right up their Dooker. We send invitations beforehand in order to make sure that everyone is invited to the thighmaster brigade. Some of our most famous events include: Which way are the Yaks REALLY going? Does anyone know? I walk 5,000 range to deliver my messages of love to you Portal? I hardly knew em! Conquest of the Ruins that kinda look like that weird birthday cake we had in 2nd grade with the melted Elmo face. But dammit mom tried. Dancing with no bearings letting our wheels fall off Eruption of Mustache Wax Alliances: Okay our game plan for this is to gather like minded people. Do you enjoy home BL defense? So DO WE. Do you enjoy outnumbered fights and grabbing whatever is close by to squeeze it repeatedly? SAME. This a group of friends, sons, fathers, some moms, a dance pavilion and a solid block of cheese. If these and other PVP games like "who stole my enormous potato" appeal to you, check us out. Fatherbliss.4701 – Lead Ooker Alec.1430 – Head Designer of Fashion Lorthrean.7418 – Master of all Pies Shrouded zeen.1657 – He who Waits https://discord.gg/jFyxCWyDsy Edited July 3 by Fatherbliss.4701 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.1430 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 OOK OOK OOK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 This is the love shack bby. Its just missing a large fluffy amount of PVP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 I am seeking the recipient of fabulous [Spikes] who also yearns to be part of an autonomous collective. Please enclose a resume, self addressed envelope and your Blockbuster account number today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 I think at this point we really need to just accept the fact that super fancy chairs are indeed peak performance for fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 29 Author Share Posted May 29 If we are on the road to nowhere the least we can do is do that with friends! With fancy hats of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 1 Author Share Posted June 1 Are you comfortable wearing speedos in the comfort of your home? Why not come and wear them in mine! Okay that came out wrong. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 you better strut strut strut down to our place and hold this amazing hat in front of your face so we know you are real we know you are better than chocolate rampant artist running along the parapets sounding trumpets at the elite with their crumpets and cars made from infernal machines What what save us from my beat poetry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 i'm getting back into the habit of playing GW2 since I've been away for so long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 On 6/8/2024 at 11:10 PM, IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 said: i'm getting back into the habit of playing GW2 since I've been away for so long. Why hello friend! Definitely come along and check us out. 🙂 All questions are good questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 14 Author Share Posted June 14 Come along and take a freeee ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 I would be interested in joining and sorry it took me so long to answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 i was hoping to join since the last one wasn't what I was looking for at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 3 hours ago, IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 said: i was hoping to join since the last one wasn't what I was looking for at the time. All good come along and check us out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 I have bananas. -checks script- i AM bananas! Best poem ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 do you need to send an invite to me in game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, IgnaciaIcebreath.4376 said: do you need to send an invite to me in game I sure do. You can join our discord if you wish and someone can grab you or I can send an invite later when I'm back online. Tried to add your account that is showing in here and that didn't work for some reason. https://discord.gg/jFyxCWyDsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 25 Author Share Posted June 25 You are a slippery torrent of water moving through the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 7 Author Share Posted July 7 One time I stared an enemy down until they left. No abilities needed. Later I realized they were probably afk but my publicist says not to mention that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 16 Author Share Posted July 16 My Yak wants to party all the time, party all the time, bathe in the waters of bay all the time. With you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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