Dragonbash the Song - Sung to the Tune of The Pina Colada Song

[Vayne.8563]

I was tired of living story

I’d been playing too long

Just like a worn out recording

Of you’re favorite song

So as waited for vinewrath

I read the reddit instead

In the HoT topic section

There was this post that I read

 

 

If you like Dragon Pinatas

And coming last in the race

If you’re tired of stampede

If you’re drunk off your face

If you like waiting for the moa race

If you have half a brain

You’ll be welcome in Hoelbrak

Where the holos are slain

 

So I waited with high hopes

Something different to do

And I knew when I started

I’d be grinding this too

Then I waited in Dredgehaunt

For the start of stampede

But they didn’t tell me

You need a beetle for speed

 

If you like Dragon Pinatas

And coming last in the race

If you’re tired of stampede

If you’re drunk off your face

If you like waiting for the moa race

If you have half a brain

You’ll be welcome in Hoelbrak

Where the holos are slain

 

Well it’s finally over

I got the meta at last

And I farmed for jorbreakers

And I had quite a blast

But it will all end soon

Season 3 will begin

Blood Stone Fen will be calling

And it’ll all start again

 

 

[Day Trooper.3605]

Rupert would be proud 🙂