Asura conversations with anyone else are almost always interesting, especially when it doesn't go as planned: Bachlag (Sylvari): Look out, sir! There's a charr nearby!Eblo (Asura): Don't worry, sprout. Charr may look tough, but it's an act. all roar, no claws.Backlag: But they're monsters! They'll eat me, won't they? Do they eat vegetables?Eblo: Meat, vegetables, fruit, catnip—but I don't think they'd eat you.Eblo: What? Did you fall off the tree yesterday?Bachlag: Certainly not, sir! I fell off the tree five days ago! I fell off a turnip cart yesterday.Gate Assistant (Sylvari): Your golem is strange. Was strange, rather.Gate Engineer (Asura): You drove it away, you know. I've never seen a golem run that fast.Gate Assistant: I only wanted to ask it a few questions.Gate Engineer: Oh, I know. You guys are full of them.Gate Assistant: Oh, yes. What it's like to be a golem? Does it dream? Does it have a family?Gate Engineer: That was the last straw you know. After that question about turtles in the desert, you asked it about its mother.Gate Assistant: So?Gate Engineer: It doesn't have a mother. It's a golem. You crossed its circuits. I don't know how you did it, but you weirded out MY golem!Gate Assistant: So, you are the mother? Or the father?Gate Engineer: What? Well, I—I guess I... Oh no. You're not getting in my head. You just stand there and help me monitor the gate.Gate Engineer: Am I the mother? Blazing braces, this is what I get for working with the tree children.The Gate crew can have fun even without anyone else to talk to: Graff: Personal log: These norn call me "squab". I presume they mean it as an insult or taunt.Gatekeeper: So, I told him, "New regulations stipulate you must remove your boots and belt before traveling."Gatekeeper (2): And he fell for it?Gatekeeper: Completely. He had to hold his pants up as he entered the gate.