Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 Now collecting players to implement the dashing and highly anticipated cat strategy. This is where we rush a target from different angles and then veer off at the last second because of something shiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 We frequently beat box to Carl Sagan samples with old school turntables in the background. Who the heck doesn't want to check that out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 Now looking for dedicated PVP players who enjoy singing Ebony and Ivory while being outnumbered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 21, 2017 Author Share Posted December 21, 2017 Sometimes I feel lonely. Then I remember alll of the grey spikes in my bag that are tokens of appreciation from my enemies. This one is engraved: “Dear Father Bliss - It was a pleasure meeting you today on the border lands. You seem awfully angry for some reason. Though I attempted communicating for some reason I was instantly killed by a barrage of poison, set of fire, tormented when I tried to run and also deathly afraid which led to a chill. Your scythe hit me in the knee. Then a group of 20 people came by and also added to the mayhem. I dare say you didn’t need that many people to rifle my pockets. Fortunately I already gave all of my belongings to the 40 JQ who had stabbed me into ghost form not ten minutes before. Your group then dropped rams on me and paraded around singing some awful song i couldn’t really hear. While wearing red hats. The hate seems realI forgive you. It is that season. You resurrected me to serve in your undead army but apparently I’m only going to be making pumpkin pie in the kitchen. Yours truly,Fred Durst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 23, 2017 Author Share Posted December 23, 2017 Join us each week as we explore why precisely there isn't a Quaggan Gym located in the ruins next to an old broken light saber. Please join us if you got that hidden pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Please join us as we huddle together for warmth by north camp while ruminating about why we always seem to get lost during a three way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFLIN.6801 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Read the stunning reviews from fans and critics alike! "I have nowhere else to go tbh""They're pretty alright""Baaaa!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muCephei.9428 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 @muCephei.9428 said:I've only joined GOAT recently, but they are a wonderful bunch to play with. So far none of them have tried to kill me or leave me for dead, and child sacrifices have been minimal. If you're looking for fun bunch of people to WvW and talk with, you should check GOAT out.It's now been 2 months since I joined the guild and I'm happy to report that I'm still alive and I can easy count on 2 hands the number of child sacrifices that I have been apart of since. Truly an upstanding bunch, if you're looking for a group to play with GOAT should easily not be your last choice! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiskyDuck.2639 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 mind if i join you guys? Im a pretty fresh lvl 80 on TC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 @WhiskyDuck.2639 said:mind if i join you guys? Im a pretty fresh lvl 80 on TC.Certainly! I accept all people equally. On the weekends we run really big (just a word of warning.) During the week we tend to run closed tag and would be able to train/answer questions. Hit me up in game or just join our Discord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star.8401 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I give this guild 10/10 Matt Damon’s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 One time we reacted accordingly to outside stimulus and activated our chakras in accordance with divine will. The enemy exploded. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 You could be my bodyguard I could be your long lost pal. You can call me Betty. And Betty when I shame ram ewe, you can call me Hal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellspawner.1723 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Fellow Sarcastic Mischief Maker looking to join your guild, Chief Mischief Maker Betty, havith thee space for one more lost soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 6, 2018 Author Share Posted January 6, 2018 @Hellspawner.1723 said:Fellow Sarcastic Mischief Maker looking to join your guild, Chief Mischief Maker Betty, havith thee space for one more lost soul?We do yes we do. I had to move aside a very suspicious potted plant that I expect is a Sylariadivinorma in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 What? Yes? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just deleting all of my precursors because my bank is simply too full. What was that? How do you get this lucky? I could show you. FOR A PRICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AConnspiracy.4783 Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I am pretty new and looking for a new guild...contacting you in game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Still not lovin the crease. Still never call me Dapreece. Also, offering a once in a lifetime chance at engaging core strength while dancing along the borderlands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 We are facing barbarous hordes each night. Cutting a swath from left to right. On occasion we sort the bags, while trying to avoid the deadly MAGs. If this sounds like a ludicrous jest, surely you must join us. We are better than the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beorn Saxon.4762 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 ^.^I recognize that account name ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 @Beorn Saxon.4762 said:^.^I recognize that account name ;)I have no idea what you are talking about! Okay, maybe I do. Have I mentioned our excellent dental plan? Why, just yesterday I strung this fine collection of molars around my neck with some sinew made from the bones of those who came before us. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshade.2570 Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Your both so sexy ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 @Nightshade.2570 said:Your both so sexy ;)Keep talking like that and you are heading the right direction for an entire review of your financial portfolio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Share Posted January 28, 2018 Just roam on glass builds they said. It will be fun they said. This is actually true. Harrowing perhaps. One needs to balance out the salt quotient appropriately. For it shall be a bitter pill to swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 1, 2018 Author Share Posted February 1, 2018 We are the change you want to see when you put your pants on each day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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