Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 This month we are featuring our guild models in bikini championships. Fortunately I’ve only employed the best most vocal proponents to judge the fierce competitors. We’ve also combed the Desert looking for only the best in Asuran fashions. What? You didn’t know they are clothing designers? We will have to fix this gap in knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elochai.1280 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I’ll have to check you all out. Returning veteran mmo player and gamer in general here. Is discord the best way to get to know you all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 @Elochai.1280 said:I’ll have to check you all out. Returning veteran mmo player and gamer in general here. Is discord the best way to get to know you all?Yep! Sure is. We are very chatty via text in discord during the day. Absolutely come and check us out before joining. Or hop right in! Up to you. There are a bunch of folks just coming back to the game you won’t be alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenlights.7960 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I'll check you out too. Looking to learn and improve in both PvP and WvW. I'll check you out and may switch from EU :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 @Elochai.1280 said:I’ll have to check you all out. Returning veteran mmo player and gamer in general here. Is discord the best way to get to know you all?I can flip you an invite in game also! I'm just getting back into town from a work trip. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 @greenlights.7960 said:I'll check you out too. Looking to learn and improve in both PvP and WvW. I'll check you out and may switch from EU :)We would love to have ya! :) I'll toss an invite to you for the guild if you want. Discord is a great way to get to know us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kroveros.1392 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Hey, are you guys currently on Cristal Desert ? If so, I'd like to join. New player here, still dont know what class to play, so i'm open for segustions.@Fatherbliss.4701 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 @kroveros.1392 said:Hey, are you guys currently on Cristal Desert ? If so, I'd like to join. New player here, still dont know what class to play, so i'm open for segustions.@Fatherbliss.4701 Yep! We sure are located on Crystal Desert. If you want to join the discord linked on the first page we can chat about what you’d like to okay. Or here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 I need people on Crystal Desert with us. Plus I need the following positions filled: Sex-a-tary (also called my lieutenant commander who coordinates between guilds)Proselytizer (guild recruiter)Horns Out (people willing to run against impossible odds and hilariously large numbers)Memetics (those who fashion really fucked up builds to destroy all who dare oppose us)Scouts (I'll pay you in Russian currency) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 You know what to do. Mix that potato mash in real good. Make those dinner plates tight and examine them closely in good lighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 If you haven't moved in days, stare longingly at fluffy charr butts and wonder if they make decent brooms, this is the guild for you. Or maybe the guild for someone next to you. Adjacent association we'll call it. Its a new movement, really. Bumping up the charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 My Fitbit tonight couldn’t even muster the strength to start without significant coaxing from a Twinkie. Oh and we are recruiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSchool.4268 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Oh my! GOAT is still around? These folks are a riot. I may need to move to Crystal Desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 @OldSchool.4268 said:Oh my! GOAT is still around? These folks are a riot. I may need to move to Crystal Desert.I mean you sure can. Lol. We miss you! Though fair warning we are a random collection of roomers right now. I don’t even schedule actual WvW events. Maybe come and hang in the discord for a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 16, 2020 Author Share Posted April 16, 2020 Send help. My cat and I have been in a staring contest for three days. I refuse to give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 I'm not sure if you whip or if you nae nae but it would be great if you can come over after dinner tonight anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 I think we should have a swimsuit calendar where we are riding yaks. Instant gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 12, 2020 Author Share Posted May 12, 2020 I said "hey hey you you get into the charr car". Or just hang out nearby looking slightly disinterested. Either way you look at it please enter my Lion's Arch den of deceit and mayhem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dro.2536 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 I’m interested in joining to learn PvP, I played at launch and got a thief to 80 but had no one to play with and left. After playing ESO over the last 4 years I’m fed up with performance and decided to start playing GW2 as my main game about two weeks ago. My display name is Dro.2536.Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 @Dro.2536 said:I’m interested in joining to learn PvP, I played at launch and got a thief to 80 but had no one to play with and left. After playing ESO over the last 4 years I’m fed up with performance and decided to start playing GW2 as my main game about two weeks ago. My display name is Dro.2536.Thanks!Sounds awesome Dro! Lets get you in here. :) Ironically GW2 has had connectivity issues this week but that is extremely rare. lol. Come to usssss..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 Ratts aren't the only thing that can go Round and Round. Goats wander. Not even by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 Once I had a mighty dream. Where like minded players came together in an avalanche of awesome sauce dribbled around some cake. I swear this isn't a desperate plea to get you to send me cake. But it totally is. Yes I miss those days of long ago, when we would decorate the guild hall with confections. That is my admission for today. If you would also enjoy sharing baking recipes I'm totally available! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 I wrote a song for you which is comprised of only the beginning section of 'Brass Monkey' interspersed with a sonnet I wrote in your honor. Trick is I'll only play it for you if you join the guild and also agree to a sleepover in the guild hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhaochan.5276 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 So i'm currently semi-active. Been playing on/off the past year, recently started getting back in. I would like a chance to lurk about in your guild if that's okay. My discord is NINTH#7667 if i don't respond in game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 @zhaochan.5276 said:So i'm currently semi-active. Been playing on/off the past year, recently started getting back in. I would like a chance to lurk about in your guild if that's okay. My discord is NINTH#7667 if i don't respond in game. Gotcha! This is my fault for not checking the forums in a few days. lol. You are absolutely welcome to come check us out first before making a solid decision! We're super active inside of discord as most of us text chat throughout the day while working. People are on all the time but I'd say we are most busy during the night hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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