Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 @OldSchool.4268 said:I'll do that. Toss me an invite if you see me first. I'm watching the Discord but as an old fart, I'm still getting used to it. This internet thing is just a fad, you know.You’ll fit in just fine. I say that all the time. In another few years we will go back to smoke signals and living in Hobbit Homes. Better enjoy ourselves in game now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Join now for our membership drive is this month. Receive a free singing telegram astrally devliered to your location in a dream state today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Join [GOAT] we eat everything. Other servers, other blobs,other towers, other siege. It doesn't matter we eat it all. And we do it pantless.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 @Dusty Moon.4382 said:Join [GOAT] we eat everything. Other servers, other blobs,other towers, other siege. It doesn't matter we eat it all. And we do it pantless....Pants just slow the group down. It is KNOWN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 27, 2017 Author Share Posted October 27, 2017 I believe it is now sweater weather here in my home state. Which means we should huddle together for warmth in the darkness and cold. Unless it is warm where you live. In that case please invite because “new phone” and I seem to have misplaced your number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muCephei.9428 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 I've only joined GOAT recently, but they are a wonderful bunch to play with. So far none of them have tried to kill me or leave me for dead, and child sacrifices have been minimal. If you're looking for fun bunch of people to WvW and talk with, you should check GOAT out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 29, 2017 Author Share Posted October 29, 2017 I believe in your ability to sooth the savage crease. We still accept people who do that 80s pant leg roll thing. Mostly. Okay, we'll probably put you in a bag and toss you from a bridge. But still. We'll do it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 We have never repaired our armor due to not having died. Upon further inspection this is not the truth. Either that or my armor fell off sometime last week and I only just noticed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 People keep throwing water on us because we are too...spicy. You know what happens then. It gets more dangerous. Tantalizing. Saucy. Come and sample our wares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 One time I shaved a logo into my beard after an image came to me in the restroom. Turns out it looked just like the Arenanet design. Since then I've been hooked on this game. Realistically I feel like I was forced into this life and now cannot leave. Send help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Hello and welcome!With TC being open, we are offering space within the new hall for you to stretch your legs. Please "Stay awhile, and listen." Don't mind that spooky old man (that's me :D ) in the corner with the staff. I'm sure he won't bring about the end of the world. Today.Goats of Thunder was founded earlier this year in an effort to bring some of the humor, community and fellowship back to WvW. Or because I was bored. Either way, we have become a successful force for refined evil on Tarnished Coast. Currently we do require our members to be housed on this lovely and delightful server. We want to make sure you get the loot bags you so richly deserve!What started out as a small group of friends had grown to a guild of over 90 members. We have people online during the majority of the time zones. People seem to like us or it could be possible they are lying in order to gain our trust. Either way, I'm good. I have many guild leaders here who enjoy just running with our herd in order to take a night off. The ally rank is perfect for you if this suits your needs.The GOATs do events such as: Laser Pew Pew night, Burning inside, Can't Keep me Down, Well, thanks for all the bags and also let us not forget Cats, the Musical. Want to know what these are all about? Come find out. :)What we offer:A place to hang your -insert weapon of choice including Christopher Walken- in a hysterical friendly environmentTheory crafting on a consistent basis to change with the current specsAssistance learning the WvW game mode and more advanced tactics for veteran playersWarm welcome for all professions (Yes, we take Rangers and Thieves)No rep requirement (Encouraged when we do missions so you get the lewts)WvW scheduled raids four times per week (Many of us are in WvW every night beating around the bushes and scaring those AFK enemy groups)Discord for voice and community (TC as a server uses Teamspeak, we will use that when joining other groups)Theme nights in WvWLewd and lascivious humor with a dash of PaprikaRoaming, dueling, Zerg style, Havoc squads. We do it all.What I'm looking for in recruits:People who value fun first while being competitiveBeing open to theory craft with the group and always improveEnjoy being part of a community that really is like a familySarcasmBeing on Tarnished Coast to join in our madnessActive members of a guild who are interested in building from the ground upPlayers who enjoy a vast array of content and combat stylesFinding ways you can contribute. I'm open to suggestions and probably some rude comments.Contact: Fatherbliss.4701 (Guild Lead and Chief Mischief Maker), MawbsteR.3890 (Officer), WTFLIN.6801 (Officer)http://goatsofthunder.enjin.com/. Feel free to join the Discord to listen in to our banter or music bot: https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 8, 2017 Author Share Posted November 8, 2017 The best part of waking up is putting some PVP in your cup. Wait, that didn't come out right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 10, 2017 Author Share Posted November 10, 2017 I've crossed oceans of time to find out. Which looks suspiciously like splashing around in the ruins trying to figure out which NPC I aggroed and is now slowing me down to a crawl. Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 Join today and receive your free copy of Centaur Illustrated. Complete with a fold out middle section and a free pair of leather...gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 Oddly, there aren't any Skritt in the champagne room either. That makes two things I'd expect to be there and I am now sorely disappointed. Come join the GOATs and make further discoveries into the unknown universe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 The best places to find loot are with this guild. So far this week we've seen one precursor, six ascended chests and a few ancient legendaries. Wait that is Diablo 3. Okay our luck extends across games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 The asura have replicated your concerns in the form of killing machines bent on world domination. We call them Keurigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 23, 2017 Author Share Posted November 23, 2017 The best feeling in the world is waking up with a goat in your lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 27, 2017 Author Share Posted November 27, 2017 Throughout the dark nights we gather together to look inward at the dashing glimpses of our souls. Aw heck, just join already. Don't make me break out the Thesaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 I don't know about you but I prefer to do things in groups. Collecting bags, thumbing my nose at Skritt, becoming one with the universe. Please join us. Understand the Eris-tocracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Did you know that TC is open again? Did you know that we have enticing moments of spiritually inspired dancing in enemy keeps on a nightly basis? You should. These things and more shall treat your senses to an overwhelming notion of propriety within the context of your life. Or just come play with us. We have candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm not sure if you want to play with the best underwater fighting guild or not...BUT I THINK YOU DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudfuzz.6185 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 You guys seem like a pretty fun group. Just wondering if you do other content as well, or is your focus pretty much purely WvW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 @Spudfuzz.6185 said:You guys seem like a pretty fun group. Just wondering if you do other content as well, or is your focus pretty much purely WvW? The only organized activities I've got going on (scheduled nights) revolve around WvW right now. I'd say a number of the guild do the new maps, open world content and such. We had a raid group going for awhile but only got limited interest. You can always feel free to check us out and see what you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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