Fatherbliss.4701 Posted June 27, 2018 Author Share Posted June 27, 2018 Some people hold out for a hero. I’m holding out for dune rollers. Which as anyone knows is the combination of runes and a dude. Then those hair curlers are carefully and artfully arranged to create symbiosis within our victim. Let us know see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 Betwixt. That is now my favorite phrase. As in 'we are betwixt one overpriced high rise server and another that smells vaguely of sesame oil.' Regardless, you should just us for dessert at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XoHWoX.9218 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Hi, I am interested in joining. Returning player and currently very active. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 @XoHWoX.9218 said:Hi, I am interested in joining. Returning player and currently very active.Excellent! You have a few ways to reach either myself or the guild directly for an invite. Our Discord link is in the main message here, you can message me directly at Fatherbliss.4701 or respond here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 Do you receive hate filled whispers in the night? Do other guilds look at your fashion in an enviable fashion while dancing just out of sight? Do you even know how to Bat Dance? Well. You should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan Highlander.5948 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Hmm, i'd say This is All Lies, But I'm in GOAT, and, and, and well, we are actually such plain silly Have a ton of Fun in WvW, and quite probably insane, Well at Least Papa Bliss is, I'm just a Raccoon so I have an excuse to not wear pants.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 Who knew that G-Spot just stood for Gmail? Plus it is freeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 We've gone digging through the center of the map in order to discover the true meaning of Quaggan island. This deserted place has been the home for many atrocities throughout Tyrian history. Today, we take you there to observe the natives along with our exploration team. Scenes in this documentary may disturb you. Some would call their strange rituals shocking and bizarre. We take you today...to...Quaggan Place. I am Father Bliss, thank you for joining me this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 Probably the best way to make an impression on someone is either blunt force trauma or taunting people from atop T3 structures. Or a soap party plus liquid latex. I’m not saying we do these but I’m not saying we don’t do them either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted July 31, 2018 Author Share Posted July 31, 2018 I’m told that Necromancers enjoy dating make up professionals and people who make those potpourri baskets. By the way don’t type that super fast into google. It won’t give you what you wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share Posted August 5, 2018 Help us summon the power of the chaps into being on the faces of those who oppose us. Or just meet me at Denny’s after a raid. You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 We are employing yaks in a manner that allows maximum loin coverage at a fraction of the regular cost you might expect to see. Come on down today for the savings! THE SAVINGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 To the victor goes the spoils. Which really makes you question victor's judgement. Gross dude. Why the heck couldn't you have higher standards? I mean veal cutlets after Memorial Day? Seriously? Have some self respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 The GOATS huddle in small spaces together for warmth on cold summer nights. The bold ones even knit small tiny little sweaters for each other and spell out things like "STACK TIGHT" and also "RAM ME."There's always one in each bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 When I was a young leaf, my Mother took me into the city to see a GOAT parade.She said: daughter, when you grow up, would you be the bender of the licked, the chewed, and the pervs?She said: will you defeat them, your trolls, all the bags and squirrels, the sieges that they have made?Because one day I'll leave you, a booty to lead you in the summer, to join the GOAT parade. AND I SAID YESSSSSSSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 28, 2018 Author Share Posted September 28, 2018 @BMalk.8654 said:When I was a young leaf, my Mother took me into the city to see a GOAT parade.She said: daughter, when you grow up, would you be the bender of the licked, the chewed, and the pervs?She said: will you defeat them, your trolls, all the bags and squirrels, the sieges that they have made?Because one day I'll leave you, a booty to lead you in the summer, to join the GOAT parade. AND I SAID YESSSSSSSS! I can't decide if this is a Thumbs Up or Helpful. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 Perhaps you are the kind of person who absently hits the mean streets looking for trouble. Stiff upper lip. Rolled up cuffs. Hoping beyond hope that today is your lucky day. I have news for you. Our recent subscription of Charr Weekly has come in. We are fluffy. Undeniably quick on the outhouse. And never caught with pants on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Disguised between brave warriors, siege masters and oculists. Naked behind a suspiciously smiling bush. Certifying that every corpse in our way is indeed dead. Pushing deep inside their darkest fears. Merciless with our weird horizontal, rectangular pupils. You can always count on a random horn..ed friend to give you a hand in times of need. We are always around, somewhere. Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 The best method we have found to deal with thieves is employ this now patented device called “I can finally see you gods forsaken kitten trash playing a cheese build piece of nonsense” or SAM for short. Now you can blow up thieves from the comfort of your mortar kit or lower them into a lake of fire at your leisure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 We made a terrible, terrible mistake. It all started with a beautiful night under the moonlight, light jokes and shy smiles. Sharing memories and dreams. We have so much in common. Then suddenly there we are, gliding above a pile of downed bodies screaming for help, but hopeless. They know there's nothing else to do but to look at those flying horned angels about to end their misery. Now we realize this is our place, this is what we meant to be. Let us guide you to a place of leather and loot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Footage of our reset raid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Yesterday I had a dream. Me, you, a wedding at the necro tower. Lord Lykesh is our priest. Someone screams "inc", someone screams "stab". People start stabbing each other, someone calls for pants off. You say "yes" covered in nothing but blood. I mean, it happens. Every Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rorschach.1870 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I would like to join but server is full I'm currently on FA and just returning player..I'll keep checking server population.... any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Hey there, @"rorschach.1870" ! Everybody is welcome to hang out in our discord even if you are not in our server at the moment, and we can discuss about it there with you. You are super welcome! https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 @rorschach.1870 said:I would like to join but server is full I'm currently on FA and just returning player..I'll keep checking server population.... any suggestions?Howdy! A few options. Wait and see if we open. No way YB should really be full. You could move to our link which we will be paired with for two months. Or find a guild on FA but we are way more awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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