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[NA][WvW][Yak's Bend][GOAT]: The Golem Gods demand a worthy sacrifice. Let us journey to find one!

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  • Now seeking relatively interesting people from various areas of the internet who might like to play this game with us but aren't totally into commitment.

  • I'm interested in joining. Basically a new player with a goal for playing wvw and spvp for my end game. I'm currently on Darkhaven but willing to make the server transfer.

  • @Ikonicz.3968 said:
    I'm interested in joining. Basically a new player with a goal for playing wvw and spvp for my end game. I'm currently on Darkhaven but willing to make the server transfer.

    Sounds good! Feel free to join the discord or hit me up in game. :)

  • Today we celebrate a day of love by drinking blood from the skulls of our enemies. What? They weren’t using them anymore

  • Gretzel.6790Gretzel.6790 Member ✭✭
    edited February 16, 2018

    Hi. I'm a returning player who mainly does wvw/spvp but open to do any content. I'm a fast learner and love team play. I'm interested in joining you.

    The Swamp Witch of Godslost

  • @Gretzel.6790 said:
    Hi. I'm a returning player who mainly does wvw/spvp but open to do any content. I'm a fast learner and love team play. I'm interested in joining you.

    Hello Gretzel! That sounds about perfect. I'm mostly a wvw player and spvp enthusiast. Our guild definitely has folks that do about everything. Come find me!

  • Now offering custom tails so you too can do the charrnessy. Don’t worry it’s just a citadel to the right.

  • Most recently we were featured in Borderlands Magazine and won the "Likely to not be aiming for anything constructive" award. Now endorsed by Radio Shack!

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    I've made simply the best gingerbread cookies that run as fast as they can. Like those daredevil characters. Only tasty.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Once a wise person told me to never pet a burning dog. They followed that up with 'never eat spinach with a stranger.' Words I live by to this day.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Now featuring full frontal...insanity.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Your eyes say no to my chaps but your heart says yes. Oh yes. Join today for the best leader to be behind.

  • Hello :D may i join? im a bit confused as to how i do that lol :P you seem like a nice group of people <3

  • @Amyntha.9062 said:
    Hello :D may i join? im a bit confused as to how i do that lol :P you seem like a nice group of people <3

    Fun? Bliss and [GOAT] are all that. And more.
    Nice? Don't let their opponents hear tell of that. They have a reputation to uphold.

    "Face the facts. Then act on them. It's ...the only doctrine I have to offer you, & it's harder than you'd think, because I swear humans seem hardwired to do anything but. Face the facts. Don't pray, don't wish, ...FACE THE FACTS. THEN act." — Quellcrist Falconer

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Amyntha.9062 said:
    Hello :D may i join? im a bit confused as to how i do that lol :P you seem like a nice group of people <3

    Hiya! Two ways. Find me in game at Fatherbliss.4701 or join our community Discord at: https://discord.gg/xQyaNtA and ask away! We are currently on the Tarnished Coast server for WvW. Hopefully later in the year that won't matter! Come on down. We have toast and bacon.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Illconceived Was Na.9781 said:

    @Amyntha.9062 said:
    Hello :D may i join? im a bit confused as to how i do that lol :P you seem like a nice group of people <3

    Fun? Bliss and [GOAT] are all that. And more.
    Nice? Don't let their opponents hear tell of that. They have a reputation to uphold.

    Hmmm good point. I better change the colors on the severed heads to Spring.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    One time we followed around a Zerg on our side singing dirty limericks and playing Brave Sir Robin on a lute. It works. Just have to tag things once in awhile on the off chance they survive.

  • Alva.8496Alva.8496 Member ✭✭

    Is the recruitment still open? I’m a return veteran player and planning to transfer my charters back to NA server. I enjoyed WvW so much and follow my old guild to EU Desolation 3 years ago. However, that guild isn’t here anymore and I love to WvW during EST prime time. Looking forward to join GOAT as you guys seem to know how to enjoy the game!

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Alva.8496 said:
    Is the recruitment still open? I’m a return veteran player and planning to transfer my charters back to NA server. I enjoyed WvW so much and follow my old guild to EU Desolation 3 years ago. However, that guild isn’t here anymore and I love to WvW during EST prime time. Looking forward to join GOAT as you guys seem to know how to enjoy the game!

    Absolutely Alva! If you head over to the Discord someone should be able to help you out. I’m on vacation until the middle of next week!

  • Alva.8496Alva.8496 Member ✭✭

    Will do and thank you for checking in, enjoy your vacation!

  • I wish I was into PvP because this guild recruitment post is the greatest I've ever seen. xD

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Tyler.4937 said:
    I wish I was into PvP because this guild recruitment post is the greatest I've ever seen. xD

    Thanks. :) I take great pride in putting just the right amount of hilarity together while enjoying being competitive. Generally the folks who join fit in great. You could just join the discord to enjoy the amusement. But yeah in game pvp is about all I do.

  • Sookie.6580Sookie.6580 Member ✭✭

    Hey @Fatherbliss.4701 , I am the guild leader for a large and active community based out of Darkhaven. We are currently looking to make contact with "somewhat casual rep" WvW guilds on other servers to provide a resource for our guildies to connect with WvW guilds on their own servers. Would love to hear more about your community if you are interested in accepting some of our guildies into your fold for WvW purposes. HMU in-game Sookie.6580!

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Sookie.6580 said:
    Hey @Fatherbliss.4701 , I am the guild leader for a large and active community based out of Darkhaven. We are currently looking to make contact with "somewhat casual rep" WvW guilds on other servers to provide a resource for our guildies to connect with WvW guilds on their own servers. Would love to hear more about your community if you are interested in accepting some of our guildies into your fold for WvW purposes. HMU in-game Sookie.6580!

    Absolutely! I love this idea. :) I am a conduit of info between many guilds on TC and would be happy to help.

  • Sookie.6580Sookie.6580 Member ✭✭

    @Fatherbliss.4701 Awesome! So excited to hear that. As it is now, you are our sole TC contact! I will add you to the list along with your guild requirements. Let me know if there's anything else our guildies might need to know. Also, add me in-game should any issues arise or... whatever ;)

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Sookie.6580 said:
    @Fatherbliss.4701 Awesome! So excited to hear that. As it is now, you are our sole TC contact! I will add you to the list along with your guild requirements. Let me know if there's anything else our guildies might need to know. Also, add me in-game should any issues arise or... whatever ;)

    Added! Let me know if you do Discord or something like that. I'm available more frequently on there during the day. :)

  • Sookie.6580Sookie.6580 Member ✭✭

    We do! I'm @NotBoxy on Discord! Uh... NotBoxy#5252! That's also where our guild hangs through the day when we're all out in the world pretending to be adults.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    This week we are doing a Choose your own Adventure run in WvW. Just as soon as I find my writing implement which is cleverly hidden in plain sight.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    "Hello...it is a laid back commander you are looking for? Do you ever wonder who you are, or wonder what you'll doooo....when the enemy is staring at you saying, I love youuuuuuu"

  • Sookie.6580Sookie.6580 Member ✭✭

    :'( That was beautiful...

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Thank you, thank you. “When something is strange, in your nether regions...who you gonna call? Loin Rustlers! If you are seeing things, running in your keep, who you gonna call? Goats of Thunder!”

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Our illusions are so strong the other day I though the borderlands had morphed into a giant robot that was attacking downtown Minneapolis. Then I realized I just needed a deep cleanse and to blast some fields.

    The farmer looked alarmed though.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    I once got stuck in a wall for so long that my guild transferred servers. I still wish I could play with them to this day.

  • ninjajessi.7026ninjajessi.7026 Member
    edited May 7, 2018

    I am a two day old gw2 player, had little interest in PVP and know nothing of WvW....but this post got me like, shoot...I might have to give it a go.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @ninjajessi.7026 said:
    I am a two day old gw2 player, had little interest in PVP and know nothing of WvW....but this post got me like, shoot...I might have to give it a go.

    Well, you can certainly come and hang out with us. :) Ask questions about builds and such. You won't want to step foot into WvW until much closer to max level and really it would be ideal if you are 80. We can help!

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    We’ve combined all the wise sages we could find in one place. Rolled them up in a rug and smoked them for days.

    You’ll want some of these enchiladas for sure! Just mind the crunchy bits

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    The best use of bag space you’ll ever find. At least until we can find a way to manifest charr cars that form like Voltron unleashing eldritch horror.

    Two Norn enter, one Asura leaves

  • Tron.1763Tron.1763 Member ✭✭

    all the activities listed.... What time do most of them start?

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Tron.1763 said:
    all the activities listed.... What time do most of them start?

    Most of the guild is in during NA prime time. Roughly 7pm central standard time. My EU comm starts about three hours before that. But then we have folks roaming during the “day” also. Lately we are doing more unscheduled havoc.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Now featuring teams of healing engineers wearing apothecary stats and no pants. Can’t clip what isn’t there.

    Hmm. Phrasing.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Quite possible the hottest and steamiest 1v1 ever in recorded history:

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    It is time for the need...the need to get p33d on. Probably is a different Tom Cruise movie. Never mind.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭
    edited June 10, 2018

    They cannot defeat us in battle. For we merely grow stronger over time by feeding directly from S.I.N.S. These have been brought into being by existing in a PVP environment, crossed with a bit of filthy luchre. I encourage you to come along, fuss over my hair and generally exist in a place that accepts Gingers liberally. We use them as lures of course. Dangling off the parapets, singing bold boisterous songs in the guild hall.

    I also have a great beard.

  • Planning on getting in contact with you all this evening after work. Looks like an awesome group for both PvP and humor/fun alike. I have had the game since launch but this is my first true run through (At around level 26 and loving it), I hope that is alright as I am as new as can be.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Heldanex.7405 said:
    Planning on getting in contact with you all this evening after work. Looks like an awesome group for both PvP and humor/fun alike. I have had the game since launch but this is my first true run through (At around level 26 and loving it), I hope that is alright as I am as new as can be.

    Howdy! You should join our discord and get to know the family better. :) You are perfectly fine as a new player!

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Green fire? Who needs it! We have Quip effects on all the time strapped to our thighs. Who doesn’t need some glitter in their life?

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Join us for our hardened group of adventurers as they go spelunking throughout the caverns of tiiiiiiiime. We still have Twinkies. Those never go old.

  • Howdy!

    I'm a returning player to GW2 and looking for a guild. I previously played primarily in WvW as a Warrior prior to HoT release. I'm looking to get back into WvW and other guild based activities. I have a level 80 Warrior and Ranger and am currently leveling a Guardian in order to get familiar with the game again.

    I have HoT and PoF but haven't really gotten into the expansion content yet. Willing to spec/play whatever class/role would best help the guild I join. Looking for a good solid core group of players who like to WvW or do guild activities multiple times a week, use discord and can help teach me since I've been gone a while.

    Are you guys still looking for more people?

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    @Keetz.1350 said:
    Howdy!

    I'm a returning player to GW2 and looking for a guild. I previously played primarily in WvW as a Warrior prior to HoT release. I'm looking to get back into WvW and other guild based activities. I have a level 80 Warrior and Ranger and am currently leveling a Guardian in order to get familiar with the game again.

    I have HoT and PoF but haven't really gotten into the expansion content yet. Willing to spec/play whatever class/role would best help the guild I join. Looking for a good solid core group of players who like to WvW or do guild activities multiple times a week, use discord and can help teach me since I've been gone a while.

    Are you guys still looking for more people?

    Always! Until I stop playing of course. :) Warrior is a solid pick and I always needs guardians. Reset night is about the only time I specifically comp unless we have a tough week. We certainly train and can help you get back into the swing of things.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Some people hold out for a hero. I’m holding out for dune rollers. Which as anyone knows is the combination of runes and a dude. Then those hair curlers are carefully and artfully arranged to create symbiosis within our victim. Let us know see what happens.

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