SOMEONE BUMPED THIS PREMATURELY... DM for INFO NO APP YET...
We're a smaller close longtime international guild since SWG/SWTOR, Warframe, DnD, formally in ESO. We're community first, about quality > quantity and nappy times, hate free OPEN TO ALL - LGBTQ+, all genders, shy, disabled, n lewd BUT mature :P- peeps have stuck with us through good and bad ie: slow! This is a friendly goofball place to chill, make friends, get help, and learn, have weird cray cray adventures together! We do regular Fractals, Meta, Help, new chill raid
KING SLACKER ISK REDLEMUR THE IV: "Your future wise incredible awesome humble leader greets you! We have a royal slacker theme with cupcakes as currency, so let's get down to it my potential dirty slacker peasants - if it's already a struggle for you to read this paragraph then you're halfway towards being a slacker! Also, if you like this quirky RP humor, you're the other halfway! "
We offer community things, DISCORD. fashion contests, raffles, giveaways, movie nights, and future weird slackery stuff.
Learning fracts AND NOW Casual learning raid every Sat NA! HP runs, Missions, Fun
WHO DO WE WANT? "Fine folk to fatten up and bake into cupcakes - err I mean - we get RL first...
1.) 18+ SOCIABLE - new, vets, returning, LGBTQ, shy, disabled, casual, dedicated, we HAVE and ACCEPT all HATE-FREE w/ humor
2.) DISCORD JOIN (use) REQ. and an intro/question app. (we mostly text/use voice during guild events/mic not req.)
3.) AND are cool being in a smaller guild helping (aka YOU interacting, asking for help, helping others, etc.) to make us grow and be XTRAordinary slackers!
4.) Rep not req. except doing MISSIONS - FRACTS - RAID - ETC, with us
UPDATE FEB 2019: REBUILDING with a solid core; getting into fun learning Raids casual non-elitist. See apps below/etc. OR contact for one. DISCORD REQ. Small BUT we're about knowing and taking names AND GROWING give us time, patience, help interact yourself, use Discord and you have a family with us READ BELOW WHY.
Discord! Slackers require apps!? BUT - that's anti--slack? IF you're not an XTRAordinary slacker, yes! We want to maintain quality slacking. All roads lead to discord. Just simple app questions to answer!
SITE APP/DISCORD: BEING REDONE!
SITE GUILD RULES:
SLACK TOGETHER, WORK ALONE!
They are COMMUNITY BASED and ROYAL THEMED - they transfer to all games minus limitations.
King Slacker (GM/me), Queen Slacker Prince/Princess (Vice GMs), Archduke (GW2 Vice) Dukes (officers), Counts (subofficers) Lords (elders), Knights (full members), Nobles (novice), Peasants (recruits, and likely you if u join :P
MAN, if all this jibber jabber didn't convince you we're a wasted spot in your choice of 5 guilds, I don't know what will! (AGAIN, QUIRKY HUMOR!
Reply here, or PM or message in-game:
EriskRedLemur.7153 (King Slacking GM) <--best
darkroomradio.5412 (Vice GM) <--2nd best
Infiniterose.7389 (Count/Subofficer) (3rd best)
ashycats.1047 (Count/subofficer Aussie GH Manager/Fractal Boy)
eternallly damned.1284 (Event Coord)
Voxyn.8713 (Duke/Officer Full Euro/Terminal Slacker/German Uber Nobody)