Wario.3984 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 How do the Exalted wash their hands? Using an Auric Basin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 How does Jormag take their tea? Ice-brewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 How many Asura does it take to blow up a reactor? Two. One to conclude that this might be dangerous, and a second to disagree with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 I thought I saw a Mesmer in the desert, But it turned out to be a Mirage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 What did the Sylvari say when driving a Charr tank? It is time to put the petal to the metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 I hear the mortality rate for Hylek is very high. They croak every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Female ocelots are known as queens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Why did Mordremoth and Zhaitan's acting careers fail? Mordremoth gave a wooden performance and Zhaitan kept corpsing at all the worst times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 What do quaggans say to people they don't like? I pity the foo~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 If Grenth styles your hair... Does that mean you had a brush with death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 the white-colored stripes of zebra can be 18 degrees cooler than their dark counterparts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Which Dragon is the best with computers? Tech-quatl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 How many Charr does it take to light a barbecue? I don’t know, but there’s a lot of Charr running around with the last name of Burntfur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 How do Sylvari deal with intruders? They weed them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 The largest type of mole is a Russian Desman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Have you heard about the cactus Sylvari? He likes to get straight to the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Orcas can swim up to 30 mph and travel 75-100 miles or more per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jerio.8140 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Hello, I've registered on the website - assuming that's still the preferred method of contact. Hope to hear from you soon 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 How does Kralk make so much money from merchandise in Elona? He Brands everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) What do Elder Dragons do when they need to get some sunlight? They go get a Zhai-tan. Edited July 17, 2023 by Wario.3984 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 What happens if you shave a baby Kodan? Nothing much, but he will be a little bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 What did the Asura scientist say when they signed their research papers in Tangled Depths? It's been ratafied! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHaveLaaggs.5126 Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Hi, i'd like to join if possible 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 What did the Sylvari merchant say to a picky customer? Take it or leaf it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Blue Whales are the largest animals to have ever lived on planet earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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