Wario.3984 Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Why did the Sylvari decide to become an engineer? Because he is so good at planting bombs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Scorpions were around long before the first dinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Skunk spray is flammable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 Why didn't Mordremoth get any chairs or sofas for his new apartment? ... because Dragons Stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 I thought Orr was a dead zone... But lately I see its popularity has Risen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Pangolins can be seen to walk on all four legs, or on their hind legs by using their tail for balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 Why shouldn't you use the Camp Resolve waypoint ? Because it's a silver waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 What did the reaper say after all four chains at Deimos were broken? Your Saul Is Mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I just learned how to make a dish cooking Lich remains at low temperatures for long periods of time! Braise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Some jellyfish are immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 The Astral Ward are farming a new currency from demons ... They're calling it Krypto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 What do you call a bunch of Astral Ward members who hang out on beaches? Wizards of the Coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beserkerbear.4513 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 is the guild still active I'm from the uk can I join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 What do Astral Ward members do when one of their sailing ships is stranded and cannot sail on its own? The Wizards Tow 'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 Why is Scarlet Briar such a successful terrorist? She has planted many bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazhannya.8394 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Hey, I registered on the site and I figured you all would reach out to me ingame maybe? Now a day later I feel like I might be wrong about that, so like-- what's the next step after registering? 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they’re called a waddle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 (edited) On 9/8/2023 at 9:44 PM, Lazhannya.8394 said: Hey, I registered on the site and I figured you all would reach out to me ingame maybe? Now a day later I feel like I might be wrong about that, so like-- what's the next step after registering? 😆 We got your application and will reach out to you asap 🙂 no worries. Also prep your cookie jar and your best pair of loafers 😛 Edited September 15, 2023 by Selphyne.5981 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 A common garden snail has 14,000 teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 One of the better known Sylvari dinosaurs A Tree-Rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 I thought I saw a Mesmer in the desert, But it turned out to be a Mirage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Jellyfish have been to space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Why did ANet cross the bridge? To avoid going underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Balthazar got arrested for fraud recently... Investigators found that most of his investors were Forged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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