Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 @Calisanna.8732 said:This has to be my favorite thread in the forums. You make me laugh! ❤️Why thank you! I really enjoy making these up. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 Okay give me a dice roll in the comments below and I’ll tell you what you’ve won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alizakill.2157 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 dice landed on 8 and this is a very amusing thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 12, 2019 Author Share Posted December 12, 2019 @Alizakill.2157 said:dice landed on 8 and this is a very amusing thread Thank you for your response. Our staff of Yaks will be along shortly to divulge secrets of the Golem Gods directly to your door. It appears that you enjoy Snapple, are someone that disdains White Claw plus you secretly wish that we would mail you something that has been in our coffers. Be on the lookout for our special sauce launching next month! It’s made from the ground up remains leftover after the last Wintersday. Mostly players who don’t make it to the end of the jumping puzzle. So sad. Fin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 16, 2019 Author Share Posted December 16, 2019 It appears to be morning. I can’t find my pants. My guild needs some deep spiritual cleansing. If you act now I’ll let you borrow my last recruiting officer who has been on the cover of Tyrians Rear Envy every month for ten years. I think he made that magazine too. Pretty sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.1430 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 You know damn well that if you mention me and butts in the same sentence, you are asking for doomBut I think you wanted that anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJBrunner.6782 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 tiny sing song voice Doom da doom doom doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokaffe.2713 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Best paella in town, bar none.And please don't try to bring up Pablo's...it's not even a contest. Last time I ate there the rice stuck to my spoon LMAOParking is a mess during dinner hours, so plan well ahead.If you get seated with Sandra, tell her I said hi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg.9248 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 friggin boomers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 You know what would make your holiday season fantastic? A guild that fits your needs. Welcome. Please have a seat by the fire while we entrance you with tales of dragons, Baby Yoda, memes and some fresh tasting flavor profiles specifically geared towards your dietary consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asenath.8694 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 @Yahlo.3514 said:friggin boomersFriggin' millenials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 28, 2019 Author Share Posted December 28, 2019 The only thing better than buttons would be besoms. So come help me sweep these fools into the Thames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrunchyJoJo.2146 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Hello! I’m new to this game and I have a lvl80 warrior. I would like to get in pvp. May I join your guild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Share Posted December 29, 2019 @CrunchyJoJo.2146 said:Hello! I’m new to this game and I have a lvl80 warrior. I would like to get in pvp. May I join your guild?Why you certainly may join us! GOAT right now is geared more towards the social aspects and answering questions. I want to get back into the habit of scheduled events in the coming year. Many of us are still out for the holidays. We do more WvW than sPVP but come on in and check us out. :) Our discord is in the initial message here which is the best method to get to know us. Additionally I’ll flip you an invite once I’m online again. I’m also leading GHOUL which is more havoc style and geared specifically towards WvW content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illidank.4318 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 May I pretty please join your guild? I promise it'll be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 @illidank.4318 said:May I pretty please join your guild? I promise it'll be funI believe we got you! :) Tell your friends and enemies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGamer.9567 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I would love to join your guild. Can you please send me an invite please? Thank you! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 @DrGamer.9567 said:I would love to join your guild. Can you please send me an invite please? Thank you! :) I gotcha! Guild invite should be pending. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 We are in fact still bringing on the heart break! Throwing it back to the 1980s style because leg warmers are so amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 Recruiting for tango partners. Please bring your sweat from someone else and a poem composed entirely in cursive. We accept all types of payment here and once even seduced a drag queen to become a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 4, 2020 Author Share Posted February 4, 2020 Hit that accept button. You know you want to. As we spread our message of fear and surprise you'll note that many may already have an invite to the guild. You just don't realize it yet. I'm in your home. Watching. Cooking your breakfast. Hey I bring bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 6, 2020 Author Share Posted February 6, 2020 Looking for those who breath in through the nose and out through the mouth. Calm. So calm. Beneath which hides a deep, dark secret. A love of cheesy poofs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 10, 2020 Author Share Posted February 10, 2020 Still screaming into the void looking for where I put those damn Blockbuster coupons. What? What do you mean you have some bad news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 14, 2020 Author Share Posted February 14, 2020 When people call you Iron Man and then still ask for a can opener laser torch bottle opener one hopes for a quick retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 20, 2020 Author Share Posted February 20, 2020 If you join today I'll give you this creme free of charge that covers up unsightly burns you've suffered in competitive matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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