BMalk.8654 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I want to be the very bestLike no one ever wasTo catch bags is my real testTo tag up is my cause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 There really should be a short bow that is made from cheesecake so I can be Strawberry shawty cakes in WvW. That’s too many letters. But it’s okay. I have seen the other side of alliances and they look fabulous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Join us on Nyak's Bend, player senpay! Nyaaaaa ( っ  ̄∀ ̄)っ*:・゚✧ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Did you know that goats have four “stomachs”? Their food moves first into the rumen (from which it is periodically regurgitated for more “cud chewing”), then to the reticulum, later to the omasum, and finally to the abomasum (which is most like a more sensitive human stomach). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Follow the plushie on the battle fields for extra boons! No, really, that's my chrono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 13, 2018 Author Share Posted November 13, 2018 Seek the path of the wise they said. Dress like a chef while being a necro and people will rise to the occasion. That is what they told me in evil overlord school. Well I am here to tell you that I still need MINIONS. Not for my character because that would be weird. No. Just in general. Come along for the ride. Stay awhile and be smitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Goats’ pupils (like many hooved animals) are rectangular. This gives us vision for 320 to 340 degrees (compared to humans with 160-210) around us without having to move and we are thought to have excellent night vision. MUAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Yo. You there. You are b-E-a-U-t-I-f-u-L!!!!!! Let me show you a world of Death and Desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Goats are herd animals and will become depressed if kept without any goat companions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted November 28, 2018 Author Share Posted November 28, 2018 Little known fact: There are days when we lay down on the field of battle and pretend to be dead. This has yet to prove to be useful. But I am working on my summer tan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 1, 2018 Author Share Posted December 1, 2018 About the only thing worthwhile in life is doing things while lazily playing with friends in a casually selected environment free from the constraints of society. Or to put it another way: Join our guild. We have a loose collection of rules. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Can't stop the GOAT party! WvW 6x per week, from early NA roamers to prime NA squad to late NA havoc madness, we go all the way through, baby! Join today for a special session of foot massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 This just in from the borderlands: Apparently keyboard turners everywhere have only recently realized if they shaved their eyebrows they can get 10% more damage. We will track this fascinating detail further. Back to you Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Goats of all ages head butt. The reason why depends on the goat’s age and on their personality, too — most goats are social, inquisitive creatures and some even more so! Younger goats butt heads in play. Older goats participate in this activity to establish dominance and determine their position in the herd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven.1792 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Can i get an invite please ? Raven.1792 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 @Raven.1792 said:Can i get an invite please ? Raven.1792Sent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 Still working on our mix tape. It will derived from over used street taco vendor trucks and some wandering minstrels. That isn’t a legendary. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero.2861 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I would like to join, please send me an invite, :D zero.2861 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 @zero.2861 said:I would like to join, please send me an invite, :D zero.2861Sent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 9 out of 10 chirurgeon's recommend this guild as a curative that can solve your ills prior to examination. Join today to receive your free card for a 10% discount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me if I don't join GOAT todaaaaaaay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Do you want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Do you want to defeat Smaug? Do you want to join a an adult guild that is sillier than ALL others? Do you want to join Lex Luther in defeating Superman once and for all? Do you long for seeing [GOAT]s? Do you want to do [GOAT] yoga with others? Do you want to revel in mashing zergs with a [GOAT] herd? Do you want [GOAT] banter during said mashing? Do you believe and want herd mentality?If you said any or all of the above, then [GOAT] is for you. We are YB WvW guild that has built loyal [GOAT]y players from across the world and different games. We are all based on one thing to have fun and play together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMalk.8654 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Join us to get the Yak mount once WvW server mounts are released! Or... you know... we can dream together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 The road rises up to meet you. This is the story that they told. Except when you are an asura and you knee people right in their....Bob Mould. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted January 26, 2019 Author Share Posted January 26, 2019 If you've ever had a pixie stick accidentally fall and get blown up a neighboring person's skirt you'll know exactly what this guild feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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