knightofmab.2593 Posted February 10, 2022 Author Share Posted February 10, 2022 While we have previously been on such shows as Flops and Crop Tops you can rest assured our quality has not stopped. We are still the kind of people who cultivate cats and bovine equality. Just remember to tip the dungeon master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Share Posted February 17, 2022 This next week we are testing our most devious weapon: indivisible llamas. Take that science guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Now for your very fashionable and fantastic amusement we bring you.....Donut Theater. Where our very own Twiggs shall entertain you with his donut tricks! All for a very affordable price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted March 9, 2022 Author Share Posted March 9, 2022 Calling all long range snipers. Please report to the dance floor. This is not a drill. Hold on to the arrow cart before you and enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Our guild has migrated to the hallowed halls of Tarnished Coast once again. For any of your wandering minstrels I'd like to inform you that Africa by Toto is a far better choice than Rick Astly. Everyone knows that song. It is a favorite for adult club dance routines everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share Posted March 20, 2022 I have been locked into a potato field and all I can find are carrots. Please send help. The only thing I ask is you ignore the banana in the corner. He is sketchy. Far beyond his last date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 If you've ever wondered is it possible to RP walk across all four maps without dying once to a single enemy...the answer is definitely yes. But only under certain conditions. One must be careful to not have rhythm - otherwise you attract the wurm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted March 29, 2022 Author Share Posted March 29, 2022 We are still the favorite banana curator for the Upper Midwest. If you've got needs, we'll solve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted March 29, 2022 Author Share Posted March 29, 2022 Another satisfied customer joined us today. You too could be out here on the beach with us frying up bacon in the snow. But nooooo you chose 'some other guild' with poor decision making capability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted April 5, 2022 Author Share Posted April 5, 2022 I'd like one order of wanton soup, some fried green tomatoes and a new outlook on life. At least one of these things you can help with. If you are careful you may hear the sound of beating drums - which is the way to my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 You too could be our lost shaker of salt. Believe me, you'll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 I’ve long suspected our let log is prettified remains of a sheep but I still think the wool is over my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 This just in: We have finely crafted leather goods available in the guild hall. Right next to this large x-shaped object that someone left behind after an all night party. It was a theme about St Andrew. I don't know what it is either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statement.2456 Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Returning player looking for people to roam around with, only play a few nights a week and just bought EoD. Yall still recruiting? Have experience but no updated builds rn. Message me on here or disc Statement#0174 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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