knightofmab.2593 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) Details: [NA] - Tarnished Coast Time zones - NA Prime, NA Late Night, OCX Size: 10-15 person roaming Classes: Any, definitely want to cover down on the main roles Experience: None needed! Type: PvX (Scheduled runs are WvW, many of my members do all sorts of content) [FiB] Welcome adventurers! Fibbin Knot Chee gathers nightly on the borderlands to create mischief, shenanigans and chaos in the ranks of all who oppose us. Our chief mission: To boldly go where other roaming guilds dare not tread. Which usually means the desert. This affords us cover, drastically different environment from that boring Alpine place plus it soaks up points like you wouldn't believe. Many of our members are PVP enthusiasts and veterans among a variety of titles. But don't let your experience stop you from joining! We are more than happy to show you the ropes. In a dungeon. After hours... What you bring to the table: Desire to be part of a strange and wondrous collective of individuals and some coffee table books Strong penchant for stabbing others while enjoying some fine wine, tea or crumpets Be willing to admit that pants are tools of the moletariat Engage with our lovely community that has a strange magnetic attraction to leather nodes Understand that the Law of Fives must be maintained What we provide to prospective players: Entertaintment <---- this generally can be defined as hilarity that comes from the bowels of Ascalon Guidance from veteran players in the game People who like cats and dogs Structured environment that has only destroyed the lives of 23 people to date (this year) Upon being deemed an actual member, you'll be an honorary Pope, diving being and be filled with Warlock blood. Use at your discretion. Builds: We have specific comps designed for players who are interested in such things. [FiB] provides hours of weekly content that cross into: hardcore mindsets, laid back leisure suits, PPT play, PPK focus and Scribes who are automatons capable of bridging gaps with very strong hands. Fairly certain they once created a theme song so strong that it broke the world and we all plummeted to Denny's. Some of us never returned the same. Truly this is a community of people who just want to kick back and hang out after a long commute from the bedroom to the bathroom. You wouldn't believe the sights we've incorporated into 80s style movie posters just based off of those experiences! You simply don't want to miss out. But don't worry. If you choose to ignore us I guarantee we'll just put our stamp of approval on your neck while you are sleeping. Contact: Fatherbliss.4701 Guild Leader and destroyer of hearts Discord: https://discord.gg/Xn8anDesrd Edited March 29, 2022 by knightofmab.2593 New message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted April 15, 2021 Author Share Posted April 15, 2021 We are just like Hardees. We bring the meats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted April 16, 2021 Author Share Posted April 16, 2021 All of our nightly adventures start with one phrase: One time at band camp. You'll just have to join us to find out what happened. It involves salami, cheese whiz and the undead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.1430 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 You better take that fake Alec off there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.8546 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 You're the fake Alec and none are fooled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinKing.7285 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Hmm, how will this battle fare? Perhaps with tensions cooled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrorscream.5289 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 We're all Alec you insufferable morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyKarzy.1396 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Yes that's true but who's the REAL Alec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I still have the first heart I ever collected in grade school from a local person. It says: "Won't you be fine like cat hair?" Something is missing from that translation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araphelbliss.4016 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Little known facts #23: A giant undead chicken was originally the final boss of the personal story. That was later discarded because people didn't want that big of a...feather. In the morning. Later was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transientbliss.7584 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Stares at you in binary. Or as we like to call it, auto attacking for success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypanionbliss.9508 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I've heard that jackabassalopes are in fashion this year. But um, they wear you. Bear that in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 One time sheared a sheep and it looked kinda like a skritt underneath. Or was that a skirt. A skritt wearing a skirt? They should play on FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 Those aren't feet that is my uncle who we pressed into service last summer to defend north camp! He's seen better days. Also he just plain has seen better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 The best part of waking up is PPK in your cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.1430 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Whack on a stack of pointy tacks! Jumpin' off the ground and landin' on your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyKarzy.1396 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 These boots are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Over a prolonged period of time our intrepid band of heroes set out on a journey. It was not a trek to find wings that worked. Nah. For they could slide with the sudden cold divine furry of the north. What? Did I say something amiss? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share Posted April 30, 2021 Little known FIB: There are red nameplates used for enemies on red BL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec.1430 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Little Known [FIB]: Keep Lords are not paid, they are volunteers but that's just what the War Council wants you to think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowena.9375 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Happy Birthday, Alec!! And FatherBliss, we cannot have the same avatar. Change yours pretty please and thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Grey Mane.9487 said: Happy Birthday, Alec!! And FatherBliss, we cannot have the same avatar. Change yours pretty please and thank you. What if I really am you via a little known secret machine that I hid in my backyard called the "Mane-iac Conundrum". Its a dryer. With an alpaca guarding it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowena.9375 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I...I...think I'm confused now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 One time Mr Peanut came crashing into my bathroom. I stomped him out so quickly he couldn't even say "I came in looking for my chocolate". He did however make a tasty dessert item for the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightofmab.2593 Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 Monotonous droning from the field sounds like: Ram, push here, stack stack e-STACKEH stackity stacks, don't talk backs. You need this in your life. Please consider our newsletter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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