Fatherbliss.4701 Posted September 30, 2017 Author Share Posted September 30, 2017 Seeking the best and brightest who can then be used as a funnel for enemy tears to directly, discreetly, formally bring the liquid gold cash to your doorstep. Just don't tell the manufacturers of the Choya hammer that it is without a doubt the best tool ever. They'll get all uppity and no one wants that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 One of the best aspects in the game is understanding whomever has the best hairstyle clearly wins in any duel situation. I often console myself with this thought as I'm running back from spawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 We are hereby applying a Minimum Flexibility Threshold to the guild. It will all make sense later, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 I don't know about you but I plan on celebrating National Taco day with my friends tonight. That could include you. Or you could wisely stay away because our methane production labs are going FULL STEAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 Firebrand is interesting other than the fact I now have this Choya following me around with marshmellows. I have no earthly clue why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 Cats. Cats are nice. They often roam in my home instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Moon.4382 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 GOAT can also be - Greatest Of All Time . Yes that is us, be with jokes, puns, or bad memes. We do it all.Also, we have the new GH introduced with PoF, Windswept Halls - it is a very impressive GH.Join us!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MawbsteR.3890 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Currently accepting all classes for WvW play. Emphasis on Scourges/Firebrands/Spell breakers. Guild builds preferred but not mandatory.Also looking for 1 or 2 more dedicated mesmers. Our current main Mesmer is stretched thin from work and school. Message Goatmander for specific info if interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 9, 2017 Author Share Posted October 9, 2017 Tune in this week as we discuss important topics such as: Gobots vs. Transformers, which should have been made into a live action film? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 We've recently replaced all guardians with a potted shrubbery named Ed. So far the enemy doesn't seem to have noticed. Tune in next week for the final conclusion where we'll examine how condition skills can be applied to your thighs in order to reduce weight gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurahyu.3589 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 We dress up in all pink and run around killing people. Sometimes they even give prizes for it. This guild might be better than burritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlogistn.7893 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I know these people. Dangerous and exciting, bearded and fierce, and baconey. F L Ö Guild Leader/Commander Valkyrja Söngur [ODIN], a Tarnished Coast Server Admin, TC Council Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 We have an overabundance of chocolate that is often liberally applied to...I mean hello there! One of my favorite activities is finding new ways to combine old classes together, forming large robots that emit soundwaves capable of altering brain chemistry. Join today to find out these gaming secrets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse.3271 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Interesting. I've been waiting for a long time to be able to transfer to Tarnished Coast and have been looking around for a good guild to join up with as I'm way out of practice after picking the game back up. As long as you don't mind a casual player with not as much free time to play, this sounds up my alley. I'm sort of worried about my relative skill after being away for so long, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 @Mouse.3271 said:Interesting. I've been waiting for a long time to be able to transfer to Tarnished Coast and have been looking around for a good guild to join up with as I'm way out of practice after picking the game back up. As long as you don't mind a casual player with not as much free time to play, this sounds up my alley. I'm sort of worried about my relative skill after being away for so long, though. Howdy Mouse! Absolutely. I have a number of players who attend events when they can and touch base through Discord or guild chat to be social. My two main officers stepped back in earlier this year after being away for three years. I would actually say predominantly the people in my guild are either brand new or returning players. We often joke that this is where guild leaders go to retire. I believe I'm up to 8 souls who used to lead big guilds on the server back in the day. :) Come along and check us out! TC has changed quite a bit and yet it is still the server I love to call home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Now serving number 49. Please see our executive chef in the back by the wind chipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bungledorf.5340 Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Transferred to Tarnished Coast before it closed just to be able to run with the herd. Now with work clearing up a bit I will be able to take the plunge into WvW. I'm about as skilled as a sack of potatoes when it comes to any sort of PvP in this game, but this guild sounds like a riot. If you don't mind me being a casual player I look forward to join up with the guild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 @Bungledorf.5340 said:Transferred to Tarnished Coast before it closed just to be able to run with the herd. Now with work clearing up a bit I will be able to take the plunge into WvW. I'm about as skilled as a sack of potatoes when it comes to any sort of PvP in this game, but this guild sounds like a riot. If you don't mind me being a casual player I look forward to join up with the guild.I've noticed you in the Discord! We'll add you tonight and get you sorted right quick. Fortunately I have uses for potatoes. I mean I am Irish after all. Welcome to the herd! Mind the leavings. The maid service doesn't come until Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 Possibly the best use of time in game is understanding how to properly RP walk. Or as we like to call it, the Not So Swift Drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 This week in the Goats of Thunder we'll be remaking the classic movie 'Princilla, Queen of the Desert' on a certain Red BL. Please join us and bring your flair. We'll keep the shades up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 The best times are ahead of us. We take turns shaving each other. Metaphorically of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSchool.4268 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Have any room for old farts? I'll be keeping an eye on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherbliss.4701 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 @OldSchool.4268 said:Have any room for old farts? I'll be keeping an eye on you.Of course! I'm 41 myself. The youngest in the guild is 18 and the eldest is over 50. :) I've got a pretty big mix across the board. The average age is probably late 20s/early 30s. Hit me up in game if you want. You can always give us a try for awhile and see what you think too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSchool.4268 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I'll do that. Toss me an invite if you see me first. I'm watching the Discord but as an old fart, I'm still getting used to it. This internet thing is just a fad, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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