OrbitalButt.5708

It's not my insanely bad build with no stability, it's that whenever I walk and chew gum at the same time I am instantly and brutally mangled to death inside an old-timey cartoon washing machine that presses me flat like a sheet

Only young people use stability in fights with a load of knockbacks, you heard it here first folks

"Lapsed Nudist"

No, we mustn't

Spin Taimi in a centrifuge until she collapses into an undifferentiated Asura slurry

Shoot her out of a cannon, into another cannon, and from there into a volcano

Load her into a trebuchet and aim it at a landfill

She's insanely irritating and I hope she gets struck by lightning

Serious Elf Opinions

Can this weird little slap fight between you two please stop

Not even slightly

I will never buy an outfit

I hope Dinky is doing a good job running things while I'm off adventuring, come to think of it I want to replace Braham with Dinky, I'm positive he'd be a better choice

For Charr there's no such thing as Too Tall Make sure to make your horns as enormous as you can, too

Foods that make me feel Powerful and Ferocious: Peanut Sausage DumpCreamed Beef KnucklesSweet and Sour Fiesta BeansDeep Fried Cabbage BlartFish Ticks Please add one or all of the above beloved culturally significant dishes as a power/ferocity food. I am particularly fond of Fish Ticks Sincerely, Orbital Butt (The)