[Tired Of Pepega Invuln Design Classes]

Petition to make a "I lost 1v1 to <CLASSNAME> therefore nerf <CLASSNAME>" thread in every profession subforum so I can put them on ignore and don't have to read everyone's QQ

[I was wrong]

Chill mate, it's a play on common player complaints. Don't take it so hard. 

[I was wrong]

World vs World is the best game mode in the world. The balance is perfect, in fact I've never seen a more balanced game in my life. Desert map is beautiful and your designers are awesome. The matchups bring fresh gameplay every week and there's never any toxicity. GvG has never been more engaging and the rewards are great, too! 

I'll say aything you want, just plesase abort alliances.

[What's the most fun raid/fractal build you have played?]

d/wh FA tempest

Favorite part was randomly jumping around like a maniac while air overload was casting, only to yolo slide with fire dagger 3 throught all the trash mobs and doot at them with my horn, while they stand cc'd in the massive aoe of death. It's the only time I felt like I'm in control of combat for once. Got so good at it I beat the benchmark XD

But then anet decided tempest needs to be deleted to sell the next expansion, and since then all classes just feel like that virgin doge meme, having to facetank random arrows and rocks thrown by everything everywhere nowadays because combat design has turned into Annoy The Player At All Costs. rip

[New weekly Jade Vault achievement is not weekly [Merged]]

"Weekly Jade Vault" collection STILL doesn't register turning items in.

It's been 6 months. 

[Add "meditating" pose to invisible chair]

You know, the one that Mystic Lotus chair has (or however it's called)

inb4 "but that dEvAlUeS gemstore items" - fine, then only unlock it to people who buy the lotus chair. 🙄

[Power Virt is Unrewarding to Play Compared to Condi Virt]

just delete your mesmer and play firebrand or mechanist like all devs

all virt is unrewarding, try cvirt in OW against waves of trash where your blade generation is nonexistent and enjoy doing "random stat green gear" level damage compared to any other class maybe except meme deadeye

actually virt is just deadeye but slightly less bad mechanically and much worse damage wise.

[Tower of nightmares = dead content]

So, the story rails you into this pseudo dungeon... but nobody's doing it XD not even a group in LFG. I'm not going to solo it lmao, do devs even think about content longevity in this game?

[Leaked patch notes for ele]

OP about to receive a letter demanding to stop leaking internal information

(if you know, you know)

[Updated balance suggestions for Mesmer for 4. Oct patch and after]

On 9/29/2022 at 3:20 PM, Yoci.2481 said:

so every single non-Chronomancer power build isn't stuck with Firework runes.

lmao this hits home

[Can we get a playable open world mesmer spec that doesn't rely on single-target damage, or gimmicks (pull, lining up)?]

I decided to play the krait instances of the latest LS1 reboot today and it. Was. A. Slogfest.

• Power virtuoso? Single target line-them-up.
• Condi mirage? Single-target, slow DoT. Yawn.
• Condi virtuoso? Just a sum of pvirt and cmirage flaws.
• Power chrono? Pull-based gimmick with long cds, still single-target because... clones... yeah

Then I swapped to my firebrand and just stood there spamming tome 1 skills while everything died.

Hello? Can we get something playable here that doesn't make every 3+ trash mob fight a slogfest? Please?

 

[MUTE JADE BOT SKINS???]

Holy annoying Batman, you had one job!

[Trading post animation lag depending on system load / number of things on the screen]

Yo anet

I know you're probably aware by now, but just in case, there's an annoying trading post slowdown seemingly caused by the ingame browser not getting enough animation frames / update cycles / etc. It gets worse when you point the camera at the game world, and resolves when looking at a wall, or the floor in first person camera.

Pls fix.

Cheers.

[Add auto-pathing to the game?]

Yo anet, is it possible to add auto-pathing like raptor taxi in Seitung but with any destination by clicking it on the map? So I could just click a spot and chill while my character goes there, instead of same old boring waypointing everywhere 24/7.

inb4 "but that would enable botting": botters already have this.

inb4 "raptor taxi is just on a rail": yes Timmy, I know, I'm talking about the idea.

[HAHAHAHAHA]

Chill, they'll make it so your monitor punches you in the face when you press distortion, just to make sure mesmer remians the token handicapped class of GW2.

[So are we getting our 2nd dodge back now that we're "undoing espec tradeoffs?"]

ah yes

"we'll give mirage the dodge back, but make sure it remains gutted by throwing random nonsense changes at it so it continues to be played by absolutely nobody"

anet logic

[Mesmer - Profession Balance Update]

I like how they made sure mesmer will have no place in zerg after scrapper's brutal murder by preemptively nerfing cleanse utils XD

It's fine, it's not like anyone's actually using any of the trash utilities anyway. I personally put them on the bar for decoration to thematically match Firebrand tomes 2 and 3 so I can pretend I'm useful.

[Core mesmer skills 6-10 are garbage and need to be redone]

Reminder that the title is still true @ArenaNet Team.4819

[So are we getting our 2nd dodge back now that we're "undoing espec tradeoffs?"]

Or just one meaningless buff to a skill nobody uses, and 2 nerfs to other skills that also nobody uses? XD

[Current state of mechanist class promotes degenerative gameplay]

We're 5th month in and this thread has aged like the finest Dutch cheese 😂

[About The New Forum Emoji Reactions - Just As Bad As The Old Thumbs Up Or Thumbs Down Vote [Merged]]

I like how this forum censors "h‌o‌m‌o sapiens" to "kitten sapiens"

[About The New Forum Emoji Reactions - Just As Bad As The Old Thumbs Up Or Thumbs Down Vote [Merged]]

Just use these ublock rules.

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[Anniversary sale 2022 [Merged]]

This forum will never surprise me with its ability to argue with simple things, like in this case a calendar.

Anyway, peace out.

[I don't feel like I'm having fun on any class.]

All of them. Doesn't mater if it's pve meta slave build or my own cute one off surprise wvw build you've never seen that leaves you asking "wtf was that". All of them get randomly nuked by constant change treadmill and because of this I don't feel attached to any playstyle anymore.

[Anniversary sale 2022 [Merged]]

32 minutes ago, Gibson.4036 said:

In the blog post they did announce sales through the end of August.  Some years the anniversary sales start with mostly cosmetics and hit the highly desired convenience items later, though that’s not always the case.

It is end of August.