Tee Pee.1270 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? … Because they are very good at it … Why do elephants paint their balls red? … So they can hide in a cheery tree … What’s the loudest sound in the forrest? … Giraffes eating cherris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRdc.3148 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 "Well well well" said the necromancer, killing his enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Bumblebees have hair on their eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Pee.1270 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 "why did the blind man fall in the well?" "he couldn't see that well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRdc.3148 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 There once was........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Salmon have a really strong sense of smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Roosters prevent themselves from going deaf due to their own loud crowing, by tilting their head backs when they crow, which covers their ear canal completely, serving as a built-in ear-plug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRdc.3148 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 norn walk into a bar, the asuran walks under it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Why didn't Mordremoth get any chairs or sofas for his new apartment? Because Dragons Stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I thought Orr was a dead zone But lately I see its popularity has Risen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Why shouldn't you use the Camp Resolve waypoint Because it's a Silver Waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 How does Kralk make so much money from merchandise in Elona? He Brands everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Balthazar got arrested for fraud recently... Investigators found that most of his investors were Forged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Elephants communicate through vibrations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Why are Sylvari always naked? Because as salads, they're afraid of dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 What do you do if a frog starts choking? You perform the hylek maneuver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 What do you call an Asura Warrior? A college dropout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonbow.3209 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Hello 🙂 I registered to WTNF today, I hope that there is still a small place left for an old gamer. In any case, congrats for the guild you’ve built, it sounds great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 What's Kralkatorrik's favorite kind of alcohol? Brandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 What's Zhaitan's Favorite Cookie? "Orr"eos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Shrike’s impale their prey on sticks to save them for later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 What do you have to expect from attacking an elite specialized Necromancer? Reapercussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonaontas.7604 Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Have registered on the website and am interested in joining, looks like a chilled community, look forward to hearing from someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario.3984 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Why do mesmers always take such bad pictures? Because they’re always blinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphyne.5981 Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 Platypuses use gravel as makeshift teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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