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Regon Phoenix.8215Regon Phoenix.8215 Member ✭✭✭

Warrior: thief, why do you go 1v4?
Thief: tactical suicide


Me: how can holo heal this much?
Other player: dodge it.


Me: ranger, why are you always run away from me?
Ranger: i am gay.


Mesmer: my team is useless.
Warrior: can you specify?
(Mesmer kept typing while standing at base)
Warrior: report mesmer for idle.


Ranger (soulbeast playing broken build) whispers: enjoy you permaban.
Me: why? Because i killed you?
Ranger: my dad works in Anet and he will ban you because you cheater.


Me: thief, stop jumping around.
Thief: can't i am high


Random player: join islam
Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


Some guy: mesmer is broken.
Me: yeah, that's why it uses shatter.


Revenant: you are better than nobody.
Me: so, you are nobody?


Guardian: kitten, our team have necro.
Our necromancer: don't worry, their team have two.


(Our team is losing)
Warrior: don't worry, i know how can we win
(Warrior leaves the game)


Elementalist: thieves suck now
(Elementalists get killed several times by a thief in any team and leaves the game)


Thief: deadeye isn't broken at all, it got nerfed.
(same thief then 1shots a warrior)


(I playing on my alt ranger and kill holosmith)
He: nice build.
Me: thanks.
He: delete this character.


(Holosmith 1shots 3 of my team mates from STEALTH)
Me: holo deals broke damage
Holosmith: no, you just need to dodge the burst


Necromancer: i am selling my soul.
Warrior: the best i can is 5 cents.


Mesmer: i am girl in real life.


Guy: i am so high right now. I see like 10 players in middle.
(Enemy team had 3 mesmers)


Soulbeast: i trying out new build. I am sorry if it sucks.
(Gets both top damage, top healing and top kills)
Warrior (with no top score in anything who kept dying at far point): carried our ranger.

Comments

  • mortrialus.3062mortrialus.3062 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 16, 2019

    I keep a "salt" folder, specifically of screenshots of rage targeted at me when I kill enemy players. Opening it up and just scrolling through it brings me joy. Sadly too much of it is profanity written to share here.

    The Psychomancer: Mesmer Elite Specialization Suggestion

  • bravan.3876bravan.3876 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:
    Warrior: thief, why do you go 1v4?
    Thief: tactical suicide


    Me: how can holo heal this much?
    Other player: dodge it.


    Me: ranger, why are you always run away from me?
    Ranger: i am gay.


    Mesmer: my team is useless.
    Warrior: can you specify?
    (Mesmer kept typing while standing at base)
    Warrior: report mesmer for idle.


    Ranger (soulbeast playing broken build) whispers: enjoy you permaban.
    Me: why? Because i killed you?
    Ranger: my dad works in Anet and he will ban you because you cheater.


    Me: thief, stop jumping around.
    Thief: can't i am high


    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    Some guy: mesmer is broken.
    Me: yeah, that's why it uses shatter.


    Revenant: you are better than nobody.
    Me: so, you are nobody?


    Guardian: kitten, our team have necro.
    Our necromancer: don't worry, their team have two.


    (Our team is losing)
    Warrior: don't worry, i know how can we win
    (Warrior leaves the game)


    Elementalist: thieves suck now
    (Elementalists get killed several times by a thief in any team and leaves the game)


    Thief: deadeye isn't broken at all, it got nerfed.
    (same thief then 1shots a warrior)


    (I playing on my alt ranger and kill holosmith)
    He: nice build.
    Me: thanks.
    He: delete this character.


    (Holosmith 1shots 3 of my team mates from STEALTH)
    Me: holo deals broke damage
    Holosmith: no, you just need to dodge the burst


    Necromancer: i am selling my soul.
    Warrior: the best i can is 5 cents.


    Mesmer: i am girl in real life.


    Guy: i am so high right now. I see like 10 players in middle.
    (Enemy team had 3 mesmers)


    Soulbeast: i trying out new build. I am sorry if it sucks.
    (Gets both top damage, top healing and top kills)
    Warrior (with no top score in anything who kept dying at far point): carried our ranger.

    Write a book, i would buy it. Some stuff you posted is golden

    "playing revenant is borderline exploiting" - up condimirage 2k18

  • Alatar.7364Alatar.7364 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:

    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    This one made no sense but rest is fun =D

    ~ I Aear cân ven na mar

  • bravan.3876bravan.3876 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Alatar.7364 said:

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:

    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    This one made no sense but rest is fun =D

    Agree this one i even would delete tbh

    "playing revenant is borderline exploiting" - up condimirage 2k18

  • @bravan.3876 said:

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:
    Warrior: thief, why do you go 1v4?
    Thief: tactical suicide


    Me: how can holo heal this much?
    Other player: dodge it.


    Me: ranger, why are you always run away from me?
    Ranger: i am gay.


    Mesmer: my team is useless.
    Warrior: can you specify?
    (Mesmer kept typing while standing at base)
    Warrior: report mesmer for idle.


    Ranger (soulbeast playing broken build) whispers: enjoy you permaban.
    Me: why? Because i killed you?
    Ranger: my dad works in Anet and he will ban you because you cheater.


    Me: thief, stop jumping around.
    Thief: can't i am high


    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    Some guy: mesmer is broken.
    Me: yeah, that's why it uses shatter.


    Revenant: you are better than nobody.
    Me: so, you are nobody?


    Guardian: kitten, our team have necro.
    Our necromancer: don't worry, their team have two.


    (Our team is losing)
    Warrior: don't worry, i know how can we win
    (Warrior leaves the game)


    Elementalist: thieves suck now
    (Elementalists get killed several times by a thief in any team and leaves the game)


    Thief: deadeye isn't broken at all, it got nerfed.
    (same thief then 1shots a warrior)


    (I playing on my alt ranger and kill holosmith)
    He: nice build.
    Me: thanks.
    He: delete this character.


    (Holosmith 1shots 3 of my team mates from STEALTH)
    Me: holo deals broke damage
    Holosmith: no, you just need to dodge the burst


    Necromancer: i am selling my soul.
    Warrior: the best i can is 5 cents.


    Mesmer: i am girl in real life.


    Guy: i am so high right now. I see like 10 players in middle.
    (Enemy team had 3 mesmers)


    Soulbeast: i trying out new build. I am sorry if it sucks.
    (Gets both top damage, top healing and top kills)
    Warrior (with no top score in anything who kept dying at far point): carried our ranger.

    Write a book, i would buy it. Some stuff you posted is golden

    Random comedy of random people from random matches.

  • @Alatar.7364 said:

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:

    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    This one made no sense but rest is fun =D

    Well, i found that funny, because one guy invites people to join islam and other guy talks like jehovah's witness.

  • Alatar.7364Alatar.7364 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:

    @Alatar.7364 said:

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:

    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    This one made no sense but rest is fun =D

    Well, i found that funny, because one guy invites people to join islam and other guy talks like jehovah's witness.

    I get your point, it's the 'other random player' s point that didn't make sense. Cuz I just wanted to play the smart guy and point out that Jesus Christ is one of the most important Islam prophets, literally right next to Muhammad.

    ~ I Aear cân ven na mar

  • crepuscular.9047crepuscular.9047 Member ✭✭✭✭

    @Alatar.7364 said:

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:

    Random player: join islam
    Other random player: have you ever heard glorious words of our savior jesus christ?


    This one made no sense but rest is fun =D

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    Praise the Inevitable Eternal Transcendent King Palawa Ignacious Joko, the Beloved and Feared Undying Eternal Monarch of All !!!
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  • Daishi.6027Daishi.6027 Member ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 17, 2019

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:
    Me: thief, stop jumping around.
    Thief: can't i am high

    Guy: i am so high right now. I see like 10 players in middle.
    (Enemy team had 3 mesmers)

    A-net can we get "Drop it like it's Hot" circular hand gesture as a How to Dance?

    Please and thank you.

  • @Daishi.6027 said:

    @Regon Phoenix.8215 said:
    Me: thief, stop jumping around.
    Thief: can't i am high

    Guy: i am so high right now. I see like 10 players in middle.
    (Enemy team had 3 mesmers)

    A-net can we get "Drop it like it's Hot" circular hand gesture as a How to Dance?

    Please and thank you.

    Imagine they ignore all our previous PvP requests from all these years but instead focus on the new dance and introduce it next month... Just imagine... :D

    ~ Miyu Chan

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