Crab Fear.1624 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I wanted a raptor, tired of all these noobs outrunning my thief. I have had the game since like day 3 or so, played gw1 since 2007, and so I figured it was about time to fork over some more money to a-net. I'll spend some gems when those foefire wraps come back...i cant believe i missed those. Although, I guess I'll get those holiday mount skins cause they look like a deal. Maybe I'll go make a scourge that is ticking everyone off in PVP and WvW so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstralDusk.1670 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I imagined this post ending with you flicking a cigarette into some bushes, revving the loudest motorcycle possible, and riding off in a cloud of black smoke. Also, the bushes are now on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torolan.5816 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 @AstralDusk.1670 said:I imagined this post ending with you flicking a cigarette into some bushes, revving the loudest motorcycle possible, and riding off in a cloud of black smoke. Also, the bushes are now on fire. I was also looking deep inside of me for an epic ending of the OPs message, but ended a little bit confused. Is he or she a fearsome Crab, a Crab in fear, or does he fear crabs? would have been helpful to know for said epic ending. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inculpatus cedo.9234 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Gratz! Do noob Mounts have distinctive markings? Wondering how I can tell who's who. :anguished: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Fear.1624 Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 @Inculpatus cedo.9234 said:Gratz! Do noob Mounts have distinctive markings? Wondering how I can tell who's who. :anguished: 1 mastery point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inculpatus cedo.9234 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hmm...Mastery Points, or the lack thereof, don't make one a noob.Still, I suppose it's as accurate a 'tell' as APs.(Obviously, my lack of MPs means I've not been playing 13,000+ hours over the lifespan of the franchise...lol.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Fear.1624 Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 @"Inculpatus cedo.9234" said:Hmm...Mastery Points, or the lack thereof, don't make one a noob.Still, I suppose it's as accurate a 'tell' as APs.(Obviously, my lack of MPs means I've not been playing 13,000+ hours over the lifespan of the franchise...lol.)Well it was the smallest part of the post, but I personally don't believe tenure alone relieves one of "Noob" status. 1800+ days of account life, ~1700 hours played. More than 1 mastery point. Edit: I meant noob in the most loving way possible :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inculpatus cedo.9234 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Well, if one had only 1 Mastery Point, and a Mount, they probably would be a noob, indeed. It would mean the player had to have used the L80 Boost, and done little but the first PoF Story Chapter. Ha, I'd probably suggest they create a new character and go back to Core to level the character naturally (to avoid a high death count). :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freygea.3620 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 @AstralDusk.1670 said:I imagined this post ending with you flicking a cigarette into some bushes, revving the loudest motorcycle possible, and riding off in a cloud of black smoke. Also, the bushes are now on fire. So this! For some reason, I see Matthew McConaughey . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 So you got your raptor? Congrats. Now you need a Springer. Verrry handy for leaping up to places where the Devs never thought people could reach back when they built the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 @Freygea.3620 said:@AstralDusk.1670 said:I imagined this post ending with you flicking a cigarette into some bushes, revving the loudest motorcycle possible, and riding off in a cloud of black smoke. Also, the bushes are now on fire. So this! For some reason, I see Matthew McConaughey .Ron Perlman to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellisa.7132 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 @Ashen.2907 said:@Freygea.3620 said:@AstralDusk.1670 said:I imagined this post ending with you flicking a cigarette into some bushes, revving the loudest motorcycle possible, and riding off in a cloud of black smoke. Also, the bushes are now on fire. So this! For some reason, I see Matthew McConaughey .Ron Perlman to me.We're talking GW2, Charlie Sheen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen.2907 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 @Hellisa.7132 said:@Ashen.2907 said:@Freygea.3620 said:@AstralDusk.1670 said:I imagined this post ending with you flicking a cigarette into some bushes, revving the loudest motorcycle possible, and riding off in a cloud of black smoke. Also, the bushes are now on fire. So this! For some reason, I see Matthew McConaughey .Ron Perlman to me.We're talking GW2, Charlie Sheen.Id believe Emilio Estevez, but nowhere near enough sex and drugs in GW2 for Charlie Sheen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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