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  • The feeling you get in your loins from watching that dance scene in Footloose? I get that all the time wishing you all were here in the cozy Windswept hall.

    Actually it’s draftt and full of sand. Gets in the britches

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    We shave our opponents after each engagement. Often on the second floor of garrison. Just don’t forget to be shakin your bacon 🥓

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Now serving the Donna Party of 2.5...its just like that other one except we started off even more famished.

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  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    "Its the FINAL COUNTDOWN. Ooooooh we're heading for Venus. And still we stand tall. Cuz maybe they've seen us, and welcome us alllllll."

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    (knocks dust loose from a rotting board) Well now would you look at that. The beating heart of a PVP player! It was here all along under this detritus. We'll just leave that here for safe keeping...

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    A man remarked one day that he enjoyed cashews a little too much, often was found wandering the mean streets of Detroit on his own and then would lay down his life for those that fit into his idea of comfort. Lo! Such a force was born from blood, boredom and a tumultuous BANG sound: Goats. BAAAAA.

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  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Now featuring races with thieves attempting to outrun the Warclaw to prove how silly it is in practice. Much like using phrases such as "never eat spinach with a stranger"

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  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Ever the resourceful group the guild banded together this week to pool 🏊‍♀️ “. Not gold. We actually swam together in a creek while singing La Bouche songs. You too could join this engaging content!

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  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    Come along for an adventure. One where we polish our horns nightly in an effort to determine how best to pierce our enemy. And the enemy behind that. Plus that wall. And maybe a lamp or two.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    I’ve got a potato with your name on it. 🥔

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  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    My partners in crime have risen up against their golem god oppressors leaving us bereft and alone in a field of Wheaties. I'm not sure what that means but come join my guild anyway.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    A conundrum wrapped in a riddle is still just a way to really communicate with people who want a fortune telling machine without a cookie. Those are fattening anyway and I'm trying to aim for more cardio.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭

    It was the heat of the moment. Never did they look away until the wheel in the sky kept on turnin.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • We still gather together nightly discussing tales of our exploits that are largely based on snack cheese, wafer thin mints and an almost insatiable love for clam chowder. I've also examined this statement and found it is a lie.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Fatherbliss.4701Fatherbliss.4701 Member ✭✭✭
    edited August 31, 2019

    Switching focus to being more strict. Strictly amazing that is. We need scourges, firebrands and bubble boys. Please inquire if you have interest. Danke!

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Seeking off meta players. Folks who enjoy playing outnumbered and those who wonder if "balance" is a mythical creature made from tears and dreams.

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  • There are evenings where it may appear that we are playing with our Quip pistols while imitating a roadside assistance person. I assure you that just means you need to get a new prescription very quickly. Your eyes need to be checked!

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  • Once I dreamed of eating donuts while roving around on a Mad Max style fire breathing car. I lead in WvW making vrooooom vroooom sounds while pretending that my mount is that exact same thing. Please join me in making my ghost train a reality.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Tune in next week to see if the Svanir ever opened that 7-Eleven chain they were looking into for alternative revenue streams.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • We employ bears 🐻 to guard the danger from strangers. Oddly though this has attracted young people wearing leather...

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • This week we are featuring the lesser known Quaggan Commander in action! Simply must be seen to be believed. The goal is they must always live. For the good of the land.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • One time we held a competition to see who could shave the most outlandish thing into their back hair. My aunt won that day.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • I believe it is time to release the Yaks, Smithers. Unless someone has a more advanced notion on how to properly prepare for the Omnomcalypse. Cuz I sure don’t.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Calisanna.8732Calisanna.8732 Member ✭✭✭

    This has to be my favorite thread in the forums. You make me laugh! ❤️

  • @Calisanna.8732 said:
    This has to be my favorite thread in the forums. You make me laugh! ❤️

    Why thank you! I really enjoy making these up. :)

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  • Okay give me a dice roll in the comments below and I’ll tell you what you’ve won

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  • dice landed on 8 and this is a very amusing thread

  • @Alizakill.2157 said:
    dice landed on 8 and this is a very amusing thread

    Thank you for your response. Our staff of Yaks will be along shortly to divulge secrets of the Golem Gods directly to your door. It appears that you enjoy Snapple, are someone that disdains White Claw plus you secretly wish that we would mail you something that has been in our coffers.

    Be on the lookout for our special sauce launching next month! It’s made from the ground up remains leftover after the last Wintersday. Mostly players who don’t make it to the end of the jumping puzzle. So sad.

    Fin!

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • It appears to be morning. I can’t find my pants. My guild needs some deep spiritual cleansing. If you act now I’ll let you borrow my last recruiting officer who has been on the cover of Tyrians Rear Envy every month for ten years.

    I think he made that magazine too. Pretty sure.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • You know kitten well that if you mention me and butts in the same sentence, you are asking for doom

    But I think you wanted that anyway

  • tiny sing song voice Doom da doom doom doom

  • Best paella in town, bar none.
    And please don't try to bring up Pablo's...it's not even a contest. Last time I ate there the rice stuck to my spoon LMAO
    Parking is a mess during dinner hours, so plan well ahead.
    If you get seated with Sandra, tell her I said hi!

  • friggin boomers

  • You know what would make your holiday season fantastic? A guild that fits your needs. Welcome. Please have a seat by the fire while we entrance you with tales of dragons, Baby Yoda, memes and some fresh tasting flavor profiles specifically geared towards your dietary consumption.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • @Yahlo.3514 said:
    friggin boomers

    Friggin' millenials.

  • The only thing better than buttons would be besoms. So come help me sweep these fools into the Thames

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  • Hello! I’m new to this game and I have a lvl80 warrior. I would like to get in pvp. May I join your guild?

  • @CrunchyJoJo.2146 said:
    Hello! I’m new to this game and I have a lvl80 warrior. I would like to get in pvp. May I join your guild?

    Why you certainly may join us! GOAT right now is geared more towards the social aspects and answering questions. I want to get back into the habit of scheduled events in the coming year. Many of us are still out for the holidays. We do more WvW than sPVP but come on in and check us out. :) Our discord is in the initial message here which is the best method to get to know us. Additionally I’ll flip you an invite once I’m online again. I’m also leading GHOUL which is more havoc style and geared specifically towards WvW content.

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  • May I pretty please join your guild? I promise it'll be fun

  • @illidank.4318 said:
    May I pretty please join your guild? I promise it'll be fun

    I believe we got you! :) Tell your friends and enemies

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  • I would love to join your guild. Can you please send me an invite please? Thank you! :)

  • @DrGamer.9567 said:
    I would love to join your guild. Can you please send me an invite please? Thank you! :)

    I gotcha! Guild invite should be pending. :)

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  • We are in fact still bringing on the heart break! Throwing it back to the 1980s style because leg warmers are so amazing

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Recruiting for tango partners. Please bring your sweat from someone else and a poem composed entirely in cursive. We accept all types of payment here and once even seduced a drag queen to become a king.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Hit that accept button. You know you want to. As we spread our message of fear and surprise you'll note that many may already have an invite to the guild. You just don't realize it yet. I'm in your home. Watching. Cooking your breakfast. Hey I bring bacon!

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Looking for those who breath in through the nose and out through the mouth. Calm. So calm. Beneath which hides a deep, dark secret. A love of cheesy poofs.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • Still screaming into the void looking for where I put those kitten Blockbuster coupons. What? What do you mean you have some bad news?

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • When people call you Iron Man and then still ask for a can opener laser torch bottle opener one hopes for a quick retort.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • If you join today I'll give you this creme free of charge that covers up unsightly burns you've suffered in competitive matches.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.

  • This month we are featuring our guild models in bikini championships. Fortunately I’ve only employed the best most vocal proponents to judge the fierce competitors. We’ve also combed the Desert looking for only the best in Asuran fashions. What? You didn’t know they are clothing designers? We will have to fix this gap in knowledge.

    Guild leader for Goats of Thunder. No pants allowed.