Bristingr.5034

Can I have all your items and gold then?

We're always happy to bring on new folks in Tarnished Coast. Our server consists of 4 major guilds, a handful of minor guilds, and 90% pugs. We're pug-powered and that's the way we roll... over our enemies that is!

*Thanos Snap* Did I do it right?

They gave the GvGs what they wanted. Not Anet's fault they refuse to go into the EOTM arena.

Exactly. No point in having the gates or walls. Only time they will be repaired now is to splinch a zerg coming through if done correctly.

You must have missed the update recently where we get WXP out of the wazzu just for defending now. WXP is worthless after Lvl 1250. Nobody plays for the levels by that point, we play for the BAGS and to ensure our Slave-I mean Jade Bot is actively giving us our bonus loot.

Sorry, we all did bank runs and caused the banks in Tyria to collapse. Investors in the Black Lion Requisition won't be reimbursed. /s

Huh, that's odd. Our RBL Queue was 50 on reset night. EBG was 10. RBL often queues for our server too (outside of EBG). Maybe only speak for your server? And you're correct that we don't need 2 Alpine BLs. We've been clamoring for a 3rd unique BL for years. Preferably one water/Canthaian style.

Lol, and they shut down WvW in the NA region.

I liked some of our suggestions better, lol.

Oh, so everyone gets 1 free personal WP and Revive in WvW. I'm down. Port everyone into the enemy Garri via personal WP!

I figured the giant tweet to the right of the forums would have been a dead giveaway.

Alright, get your bets in on what they might be changing. I'll start with some ideas: (Disclaimer: This is just for fun, just post some QoL ideas that are just silly) Removed the JP Puzzle in Blue/Green Borderlands Added SMC Capture as a Daily. You now receive 2x the amount of Legendary Spikes from drops. Seigemaster will now help you take down the Enemy Keep in EBG. Added the "Pugmander Tag" as a Commander Tag option. Nerfed Air/Fire Lords even more. They no longer move. Seige is now usable in water. Drained the water around Bay Keep in Blue/Green BLs. Added more breakable walls to the keeps, including the bridge of Hills. If there's a wall, it can be broken. Added Skyscale and Griffon mount support to WvW. If the mount flies into the enemy territory, birds will cause it to crash, dealing fall damage, similar to gliding in enemy territory. Those with the [SKY] guild tag receive 2x HP and Damage when fighting underwater. Deleted Maguuma Server and randomly placed those players in the other 23 servers.

So... when do they transfer off, because Mag is the most toxic server of them all. No, their EBG queue probably just went up instead, because Mag doesn't know what a Borderland looks like. If you see a Mag player in a BL, it's someone from their link server.

Definitely underwater. Also, you have Alpine as an option, but not Desert?

There's nothing wrong with that. It's actually Tarnished Coast's favorite BL because of the verticality! (My favorite thing to do is have a zerg use Windfall to drop down on their enemies, it's awesome!) Additionally, the fighting styles of the lords in all 3 keeps make it unique to fight there against enemies too, whether it's the doughnut prison by Air, The Rock Wall in Earth, or Fear City + Lava Pools in Fire. For those that are also saying that we shouldn't be using the Lord's tactics to fight... is just a terrible argument. By such logic, we should also remove tactics then too - can't have that Chilling Fog, Banners, or Airship/Cloaking Waters make a fight unfair. /s We're not asking for a revamp Anet, just a revert.

Honestly, Mag would be neutered if the other 2 teams just work together. Literally just have both teams ignore each other and only fight Mag - together. Prevent them from holding SMC (or getting it back), take over their keep, tier it up, and just farm their kitten at spawn all week as karma. But servers don't like to work together, so it'll never happen. So the next best option is to just ignore EBG that week.

Sorry Anet, but the changes you've done to the Air and Fire Keep Lords have not been great. The lords are a joke now. Just pop a stab and you're invincible to them. They at least used to be a little bit of a challenge prior to the change and they made it for unique fights due to their abilities, but now they're just extra rally fluff during a major fight. Please change the Air and Fire Lord NPCs back to their original state.

You kidding? Jungle Depths would be hilarious to play. Hidden tunnels, Strategic Flight kills by flipping an objective, etc.

I legit belly laughed from that. Thanks for the laugh.

You're thinking of the normal Elite Fight Guild.

We love underwater fights! We're from TC.

Why are we not on here? We're the Elite Underwater Fight Guild after all!

??????????? What are you even talking about? Anet keeps making so many changes that there's now no point in even defending these keeps. This reset alone, people just stopped trying to defend the RBL Fire/Air keeps. Once inner is down, people have left. There's no point. The tower lords on RBL are harder than the Keep Lords now. Additionally, by your logic, why even have the Rock Walls at Earth? Considering all that Anet's done to this kitten map, I'm surprised they haven't removed it yet.

The unique style was fighting in the Lord's Room and once the Lord captured a group inside the donut, they were imprisoned, allowing folks to bomb them since they were trapped, but now there's no point in even fighting in there.