Tachenon.5270 Posted Monday at 01:38 PM Share Posted Monday at 01:38 PM "Welcome to Mutual of Janthir's Wild Kingdom! I'm your host, Babbling Brook. I'll stand over here out of harm's way and comment while the Wayfinder attempts to subdue the Rampaging Tarrasque that's been, ah, rampaging and terrorizing anything that enters its remote, easily avoidable, fly speck on the map sized territory. Look out, Wayfinder! Oh, that's gonna leave a mark." How do these guys get anything done when there's no Wayfinder around to do it for them? I'm surprised they don't ask us to fetch or craft ultra soft / ultra strong toilet tissue for them. To be fair, there's at least one that will try to help downed players during that Legend of Boggy Queen event. That's worth a roll of toilet paper, I suppose. We could at the very least spare a few squares for her. And another thing! Why are all these rampaging champion critters just hanging out on their own turf minding their own businesses instead of actually rampaging and posing a threat to anyone who doesn't seek them out? It's almost as bad as new norn proving themselves by slaying that previously captured and penned up worm. Imagine if not stopping these things resulted in whole villages being wiped out. No rinse and repeat 'what have you done for me lately' heart guys! No vendors to buy all the trash loot! No incessantly blathering NPCs breaking in on comms at inappropriate moments! Uh. Wait... Leave a confused face if you are a toilet paper hoarder! Laters! 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumpus.1234 Posted Monday at 02:23 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:23 PM It's a game. 1 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arianth Moonlight.6453 Posted Monday at 02:45 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:45 PM the bears are lazy and deceiving. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuks.8241 Posted Monday at 04:37 PM Share Posted Monday at 04:37 PM Its a consequence of giving them smart phones. All they do is play gatcha games and watch kitten on tiktok while migrant do the dirty work. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poormany.4507 Posted Tuesday at 03:57 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 03:57 AM (edited) 11 hours ago, Cuks.8241 said: Its a consequence of giving them smart phones. All they do is play gatcha games and watch kitten on tiktok while migrant do the dirty work. It's these Zoomer Kodan man... Can't even get a proper tour around their Den anymore because the elder's son is too busy browsing Beargram by the door on his new iBear. Back in my day, you'd need to use carrier Valravn to contact anyone! Edited Tuesday at 04:02 AM by Poormany.4507 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anninke.7469 Posted Tuesday at 04:31 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:31 AM 14 hours ago, Tachenon.5270 said: Leave a confused face if you are a toilet paper hoarder! Laters! Me! That's me! And I'm proud of it, toilet paper is essential. (Hey, I actually really used the confused reaction. It's on you, you made me do it!) 😄 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashantara.8731 Posted Tuesday at 09:59 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:59 AM (edited) I would prefer a traditionally looking Kodan over those fat Lowland teddybears anytime. 😉 P.S. I don't think they are lazy, except for Poki. 😁 Edited Tuesday at 10:01 AM by Ashantara.8731 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Calaway.9718 Posted Tuesday at 12:02 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:02 PM You people laughed when I told you we had to get rid of Taimi back in Season 2, and now look at it, clingy bears with phones always asking you to go bowling. I warned you, and you didn't listen, you made your hard bed your soft bed and your just right bed, now lay in it! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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