PyrateSilly.4710 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 I think this is my favorite one:"Combining any four items in the Mystic Forge has an extremely rare chance to return a Quantum Communicator. Using this item will call the cell phone of one random developer."Amusing for me but would not be so amusing for any Developer. ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inculpatus cedo.9234 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 That was pretty much the one I found quite amusing, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArenaNet Staff Gaile Gray.6029 Posted April 1, 2018 ArenaNet Staff Share Posted April 1, 2018 Huh! I wondered why we got an internal e-mail asking us all to update a list to include our latest personal cell phone numbers!:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasya neko.1985 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 pretty much all of them are quite lame, i do find one really good, the PvP one ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheal.8263 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 how much I wish the last "balance patch" would fall under this thread, cause its nothing more but a 1st aprils joke full of sensefree massive nerfs and riduculous buffs in certain cases - yes, even if only being focused on PvP and WvW only.. but in cause of the this this trash completely destroyed the whole class to the point, that you CAN ONLY HOPE FOR IT, that the patch was an aprils fools jokes, sadly the patch was too early for this to be one, so it ends up to stay as sad reality which proofs, how a game can be patched for specific classes to destruction for 2 of 3 game modes.CongratsYou can even see within the first lines that there is just some kind of "style method" that they used this time for the balancing they have done with all classes in the same way, like all classes have like half of a douzen random skills for WvW and PvP either massively buffed or nerfed in their cooldowns or efficiency even in certain cases, while a certain amount, like 4-5 random chosen skills get for all classes only for Pvp their cooldowns either reduced or increased, but in most cases only reduced, while naturally in the case of the Thief, while all others gwet buffed into oblivion, the thief is naturally again the only class, which gets 100% nerfs without a single compansation for all the nerfs ... hooray, there makes playing thief instantly 100% more fun to play ... - I'm pretty sure by now, you can feel the strong salt in my wording by now, right? However don't want to T.T here too much over my massive dissapointment with this aprils fools worthy balance patch.Aside of this, the yearly aprils 1st patch notes was very amusing, yesBest line in it did I found personally, is this one ^^Players must now fight each other at the end of every fractal. The last player standing gets all the rewards.oh my, just think about this "reward system", how much frustration for certain people that would cause, if this would be real xD lolOn the other hand, i know alot of people, which would love somethign like this to have actualy in the game, the kind of people, which demand also player killing to become part of GW2, I'm sure, these kind of peopel would love such a kind of reward system, which rewards only the person, which has fought for it agaisnt other players.Kind of remembers me also a bit on .hack ^^ God what would I love it, if this anime/game series would actually become a real MMORPG for PC, but thats now an other topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Full Counter: To better reflect its name, this skill is now permanently active.=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locce.8405 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 I love almost all the changes. I am working on a candy build for my ele right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Crinny.6190 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 @"Orpheal.8263" said:how much I wish the last "balance patch" would fall under this thread, cause its nothing more but a 1st aprils joke full of sensefree massive nerfs and riduculous buffs in certain cases - yes, even if only being focused on PvP and WvW only.. but in cause of the this this trash completely destroyed the whole class to the point, that you CAN ONLY HOPE FOR IT, that the patch was an aprils fools jokes, sadly the patch was too early for this to be one, so it ends up to stay as sad reality which proofs, how a game can be patched for specific classes to destruction for 2 of 3 game modes.CongratsYou can even see within the first lines that there is just some kind of "style method" that they used this time for the balancing they have done with all classes in the same way, like all classes have like half of a douzen random skills for WvW and PvP either massively buffed or nerfed in their cooldowns or efficiency even in certain cases, while a certain amount, like 4-5 random chosen skills get for all classes only for Pvp their cooldowns either reduced or increased, but in most cases only reduced, while naturally in the case of the Thief, while all others gwet buffed into oblivion, the thief is naturally again the only class, which gets 100% nerfs without a single compansation for all the nerfs ... hooray, there makes playing thief instantly 100% more fun to play ... - I'm pretty sure by now, you can feel the strong salt in my wording by now, right? However don't want to T.T here too much over my massive dissapointment with this aprils fools worthy balance patch.Aside of this, the yearly aprils 1st patch notes was very amusing, yesBest line in it did I found personally, is this one ^^Players must now fight each other at the end of every fractal. The last player standing gets all the rewards.oh my, just think about this "reward system", how much frustration for certain people that would cause, if this would be real xD lolOn the other hand, i know alot of people, which would love somethign like this to have actualy in the game, the kind of people, which demand also player killing to become part of GW2, I'm sure, these kind of peopel would love such a kind of reward system, which rewards only the person, which has fought for it agaisnt other players.Kind of remembers me also a bit on .hack ^^ God what would I love it, if this anime/game series would actually become a real MMORPG for PC, but thats now an other topici think you need to take a step outside mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donari.5237 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Feel my wrath, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio.4259 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 "Renegade skills which summon various charr allies will now instead summon a random charr player to your location."Can we...actually have this happen? Please? >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohoni.6057 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 It's funny, but the "Ingenieur" changes actually reflected a mechanic I wanted them to add to a theoretical future Thief spec. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jwake.7013 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 The patch notes always give me a good laugh, nice job to the people that came up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ananda.5946 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Renegade skills which summon various charr allies will now instead summon a random charr player to your location.That one was my favourite. That would be the best skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinVec.3621 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 In addition to the above-mentioned 'summon random charr player', I quite enjoyed seeing this one:RevenantAdded a new Legendary Monarch of All stance, allowing revenants to channel the powers of Palawa Kitten. This new stance grants access to a new type of "Kitten" skills.'Praise' (skills) and 'Joko' being kittenized in the note was a nice reference to the earlier note that stated:Added the words "Praise" and "Joko" to the profanity filter.Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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