Nihevil.8024 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 This is a disgrace! There must be a avatar of our God King Palawa Joko!Praise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseofGilead.8907 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 /salutePraise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenom.9457 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 We're all under his rule, so we're all avatars of joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 PRAISE JOKO!TAMER OF ZHAITAN!SMITER OF ABADDON!CRUSHER OF MORDREMOTH!DESTROYER OF CHUCK NORRIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Hide.6345 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 There can only be one of our glorious God-King Ruler Palawa Joko, so that avatar is reserved for him only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlothArmada.6709 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Who even is Joko? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseofGilead.8907 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 He is our God-King. Praise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @TheSlothArmada.6709 said:Who even is Joko? He tamed Zhaitan and rides him across the skies of Elona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahmia.2193 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Today class, we learn of the mysterious disappearance of the Elonian Centaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlothArmada.6709 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @Randulf.7614 said:@TheSlothArmada.6709 said:Who even is Joko? He tamed Zhaitan and rides him across the skies of Elona. . . .I should have known to not have asked here and just go straight to the wiki ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onevstheworld.2419 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @TheSlothArmada.6709 said:@Randulf.7614 said:@TheSlothArmada.6709 said:Who even is Joko? He tamed Zhaitan and rides him across the skies of Elona. . . .I should have known to not have asked here and just go straight to the wiki ._. The wiki is moderated by Sunspear sympathisers. How dare they deny his glorious victory over Abbadon and Zaithan?Praise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegisRunestone.8672 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Praise the Eternal Alchemy! ... Hey! Joko has a place in the Eternal Alchemy, so it's similar to praising him.The Assassin of Rata SumProud Member of Wards of the Mists [WARD] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumouta.4985 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Or at least an awakened.For we are not equal to Joko, but awakened to the truth that Joko is our king!Praise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlothArmada.6709 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 "Presently, Joko's northern domain is enclosed by The Bone Wall, with only the work farms along the Elon, where prisoners and exiles are sent, remaining outside. Even those loyal to Joko's regime may end up in these farms, if Joko's whims demand it. Those within the walls are bombarded with propaganda which paints Joko in an absurdly flattering light — for example, that it was he who single-handedly defeated both Abaddon and Zhaitan."Okay I get it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player.9621 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 TeamJoko will not be suppressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Hide.6345 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @TheSlothArmada.6709 said:"Presently, Joko's northern domain is enclosed by The Bone Wall, with only the work farms along the Elon, where prisoners and exiles are sent, remaining outside. Even those loyal to Joko's regime may end up in these farms, if Joko's whims demand it. Those within the walls are bombarded with propaganda which paints Joko in an absurdly flattering light — for example, that it was he who single-handedly defeated both Abaddon and Zhaitan."Okay I get it now. Sounds like heathenous Sunspear propaganda you have found trying to diminish the glory of our God-King Palawa Joko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @Doctor Hide.6345 said:@TheSlothArmada.6709 said:"Presently, Joko's northern domain is enclosed by The Bone Wall, with only the work farms along the Elon, where prisoners and exiles are sent, remaining outside. Even those loyal to Joko's regime may end up in these farms, if Joko's whims demand it. Those within the walls are bombarded with propaganda which paints Joko in an absurdly flattering light — for example, that it was he who single-handedly defeated both Abaddon and Zhaitan."Okay I get it now. Sounds like heathenous Sunspear propaganda you have found trying to diminish the glory of our God-King Palawa Joko.I agree. The Wiki pages need editting to reflect the true nature of the World and the history. History shaped by Lord Joko, praise be his name.When he crushed Mordremoth with his bare hands....that was truly epic to behold.This of course is why we dont have LS1. The story we were told is of course false. They had to pull it to work on the true succession of events where Lord Joko defeated the Watchwork armies at Jennas requestTore the nightmare tower down with his bare handsTamed the mighty tequatl and used it to cut the strings of the MarionetteTook down each wurm head at the same timeLiberated Lions ArchBested the Mad King at Mad King saysDefeated the Grand Candy Corn with just his teethDefeated Scarlet and awoke Mordremoth just to be able to smite him back downPraise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Hide.6345 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @Randulf.7614 said:@Doctor Hide.6345 said:@TheSlothArmada.6709 said:"Presently, Joko's northern domain is enclosed by The Bone Wall, with only the work farms along the Elon, where prisoners and exiles are sent, remaining outside. Even those loyal to Joko's regime may end up in these farms, if Joko's whims demand it. Those within the walls are bombarded with propaganda which paints Joko in an absurdly flattering light — for example, that it was he who single-handedly defeated both Abaddon and Zhaitan."Okay I get it now. Sounds like heathenous Sunspear propaganda you have found trying to diminish the glory of our God-King Palawa Joko.I agree. The Wiki pages need editting to reflect the true nature of the World and the history. History shaped by Lord Joko, praise be his name.When he crushed Mordremoth with his bare hands....that was truly epic to behold.This of course is why we dont have LS1. The story we were told is of course false. They had to pull it to work on the true succession of events where Lord Joko defeated the Watchwork armies at Jennas requestTore the nightmare tower down with his bare handsTamed the mighty tequatl and used it to cut the strings of the MarionetteTook down each wurm head at the same timeLiberated Lions ArchBested the Mad King at Mad King saysDefeated the Grand Candy Corn with just his teethDefeated Scarlet and awoke Mordremoth just to be able to smite him back downPraise Joko!You forgot to mention how our glorious God-King Palawa Joko offered Queen Jenna a solution to deal with her centaur problem, but she refused the help out of her ignorant pride. Praise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Thank you for the correction. There are just so many great feats to remember, it is easy to miss somePraise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onevstheworld.2419 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 @Doctor Hide.6345 said:You forgot to mention how our glorious God-King Palawa Joko offered Queen Jenna a solution to deal with her centaur problem, but she refused the help out of her ignorant pride. Praise Joko!That woman is a fool! How does she not know that centaurs are an amazing resource? Centaurs are the best construction material in Tyria.Parise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorne.8195 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 God King Joko is all powerful! He defeated the rogue god Balthazar simply by flatulating! He defeated Turai Ossa simply by telling him to go away!Praise Joko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewsitine.3645 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Praise Chimichanga. I am doing it right? Anyways all hail the delectable grilled beef covered with flour and yeast.So when will they update the murals to represent the newest achievement done by our great god king joko? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchofas.8243 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 ALL HAIL PALAWA JOKO THE ONE TRUE GOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReaperTheFourthHorsemen Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 The pretender king’s reign will end, The Land of The Golden Sun’s light no longer dimmed.Long live The Sunspears. Long live Elona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rognik.2579 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 There's no avatar for our lord Palawa Joko, Scourge of Vabbi because he was imprisoned in the Domain of the Lostfar too busy to sit down and pose for the portrait. When he finally has time to return to the Bone Palace from his latest great task, I'm certain he will be added to the avatar collection and not at all be suppressed by the Sunspear rebels. Praise Joko!(Send help! I'm being held prisoner by the Mordant Crescent deep in Vabbi.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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