DanAlcedo.3281 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Elementalist: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont? Here you go. Tempest: I can heal and cleanse conditions! What do you mean with "and what else?" Weaver: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but better? Here you go. Catalyst: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but slighty worse then Weaver? Here you go. Warrior: I miss the Vanilla days... Berserker: I have this one skill called Scorched Earth. Thats basically it. Spellbreaker: IF i could go melee and IF i didnt get Blind Spammed and IF the enemy has no Stab and IF the enemy doenst dodge and IF i dont die, i maybe can do 3 dmg and remove a Boon. Bladesworn: 🎵IM STANDING HERE AND REALIZE! BEING ABLE TO MOVE IS KINDA IMPORTAAAAAAANT!🎵 Ranger: Wanna see me become a walking Arrowcard? Druid: If you squint hard enough you might find something here. Soulbeast: Wanna see me become a walking Arrowcard but better? Untamed: PLEASE dont kill my pet. NOOOOOOOO! 😭 Necro: Wells? WELL!? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reaper: IM GONNA REK YOU ALL! If i get into melee range. YOU WILL SEE! Scourge: Soooo.. I have just installed the game and somehow have more loot then everyone else. Wierd. Harbinger: When people see me they always teleport to spawn after 3 seconds. One way or the other. Guardian: Im a worse version of Firebrand. Which means im still more usefull then 95% of the rest of you. Dragonhunter: OK! What if, we let the enemy come to us? Firebrand: I OWN THIS PLACE! Willbender: Wanne see me overextend WAY TO MUCH and not get punished for it? Wanna see me do it again? Thief: Whats that? You didnt port to spawn fast enough? Let me help you with getting there faster. Daredevil: I think i have seen one like 6 years ago. I wonder what they are up to these days? Deadeye: I think i have seen one like 5 years ago. I wonder what they are up to these days? Specter: GUYS GUYS! IM A SUPPORT SPEC NOW! Can i have a spot in the squad now? What do you mean with " OMEGALUL"? Engineer: Legends say they existed a long time ago. But needs to be confirmed. Scrapper: "Man ... i wish i would get loot. Maybe i switch this useless Elixergun for the Flamethrower." ( This is an actual problem) Holosmith: I think i have seen one once. But could be wrong. Mechanist: Obviously a pet Spec doenst work in WvW. Why did i just kill 3 people by myself? Mesmer: I wish i was more then a portal bot... Chrono: WISH GRANTED! You can now support people! Kinda. Mirage: 🎵IM STANDING HERE AND REALIZE THAT MY DODGE DOESNT MOVE ME AND IM DEAD NOOOOOW!!!! 🎵 Virtuoso: WISH GRANTED! You can now do damage! Kinda. Revenant: "Existential crisis" the class. Herald: Im here to give people boons and press Hammer 2. Renegade: Im here to press Hammer 2. Vindicator: Im sick of pressing Hammer 2. I gonna press Dodge instead. Alot. 8 1 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Uzumaki.1524 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Elementalist: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont? Here you go. Tempest: Wanne see me overextend WAY TO MUCH and not get punished for it? Wanna see me do it again? Weaver: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but better? Here you go. Catalyst: Wanne see me overextend WAY TO MUCH and not get punished for it? Wanna see me do it again? There, some small fixes, since it's WvW we are talking about lel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telgum.6071 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 hours ago, DanAlcedo.3281 said: Willbender: Wanne see me overextend WAY TO MUCH and not get punished for it? Wanna see me do it again? I've seen elementalist doing this countless times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knighthonor.4061 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 kitten so Revenant's only existence is Hammer 2, which is a core weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karagee.6830 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Telgum.6071 said: I've seen elementalist doing this countless times. It think everyone else is a pretty clearly inferior version of a willbender either due to inferior survivability and boons or mobility and ability to disengage. Which means everyone else can be killed or chased more easily than a willbender. I agree that harbinger is disgusting though, simply not as frustrating as a good willbender. Edited August 6, 2022 by Karagee.6830 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepwalker.1398 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 7 hours ago, DanAlcedo.3281 said: Dan's Sad Face Berserker: I have this one skill called Scorched Earth. Thats basically it. Every Other Happy Face Berserker: Wanna see me down 3 ppl with this other secret skill Dan doesn't know called Arc Divider. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin.4501 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 7 hours ago, DanAlcedo.3281 said: Daredevil: I think i have seen one like 6 years ago. I wonder what they are up to these days Huh? I see half-a-dozen DDs roaming hourly. Maybe it's a NA server-only kinda thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaba.5410 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 34 minutes ago, Ronin.4501 said: Huh? I see half-a-dozen DDs roaming hourly. Maybe it's a NA server-only kinda thing? I think it was a joke about perma-stealth. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loke.1429 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 9 hours ago, DanAlcedo.3281 said: Elementalist: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont? Here you go. Tempest: I can heal and cleanse conditions! What do you mean with "and what else?" Weaver: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but better? Here you go. Catalyst: Wanna play Staff and spam Lavafont but slighty worse then Weaver? Here you go. Explanation is misleading. Need to add "Want to try hard and get less results? Be the downstate-meme" to all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin.4501 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 20 hours ago, Chaba.5410 said: I think it was a joke about perma-stealth. Ahh. As much as I dislike perma-stealth, I find the perma-evades the DDs have to be far more irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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