[Suggestion] remove the animal abuse from the quest Elixir Recipe (Living World Season 3)

[The Greyhawk.9107]

1 hour ago, ArchonWing.9480 said:

You know those chickens would kick you if they had the chance! Show them no mercy.

You only think you're joking, but IRL chickens are kittening kittens that will kitten you if you let them. Roosters doublely so.

[Nico.9361]

Fable had literal stats for the furthest distance you kicked a chicken. It's just a game.

[IAmNotMatthew.1058]

Kick them a few more times and you'll see the reward... and consequence.

[casualkenny.9817]

Tequatl and claw of jormag are just overgrown chickens.

 

[ArchonWing.9480]

20 hours ago, The Greyhawk.9107 said:

You only think you're joking, but IRL chickens are kittening kittens that will kitten you if you let them. Roosters doublely so.

Yea I thought of that xD

[stormemperor.3745]

Don't forget that any openworld gw2 player killed more tyrian folk than any dragon by miles.

[Batel.9206]

On another note, I do find it funny that OP's username is Uncrushable Pigeon.

Pretty sure that's a reference to Dragon Age: Origins. One of the NPC companions is Shale, a sentient stone golem who has an undying hatred of birds (long story short, the golem was immobilized in a village square for decades...birds loved to sit on it. And, uh, use it as a toilet. Because they're birds). Shale will, when freed, madly stomp on any birds it comes across in revenge. One of the "gifts" you can give to it is the Uncrushable Pigeon - a hardened clay pigeon that sits on Shale's shoulder. Forever. It's funny, but it's also basically a form of torture for Shale.

Unsurprisingly, it makes Shale hate you. And even more driven in its quest to eradicate all bird-kind. (One of the tavern rumors in the next game is a baffled report that pigeon populations have dropped drastically along the coast areas.)

 

So, new suggestion: add an item in-game that is the Unkickable Chicken. Use it, and your character tries to kick the stone chicken, only to miss and fall flat on their back. When they get up, they are so angry that any and all chickens in the nearby area instantly die of fright. 😇 That way they get a boatload of feathers and they don't even have to boot a single hen!

[Emberfoot.6847]

Please don't check out the Cattlepult event in Diessa. Definitely don't bet on how far the cow will go before it is pate.

[Sarge shot Grif.6450]

God this is as dumb as that floppy fish thing a few years back, I'm gonna go to bitterfrost and kick a chicken until it explodes BECAUSE IT'S PIXELS AND CARTOONISHLY FUNNY.