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Ranger mains, this is disgusting. Explain yourselves.


mortrialus.3062

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Juvenile Siamoth

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Consume Plasma

You guys are literally eating undefinable purple substances dug up from the dirt by giant pigs. You don't even clean it first. It's unsanitary. Heck, plasma is supposed to be purple in color and it's clearly still completely caked in dirt if you look at it and you think it's a good idea to just shove it all in your mouths?

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Gross.

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@"mortrialus.3062" said:Juvenile Siamoth

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Consume Plasma

You guys are literally eating undefinable purple substances dug up from the dirt by giant pigs. You don't even clean it first. It's unsanitary. Heck, plasma is supposed to be purple in color and it's clearly still completely caked in dirt if you look at it and you think it's a good idea to just shove it all in your mouths?

VoeCIiu.jpg

Gross.

Looks like golden truffle... Or some kinda effect/infusion applied on you...

When fighting warriors, sometimes, they stun lock me and take it and eat it themselves... :p

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@"mortrialus.3062" said:Juvenile Siamoth

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Consume Plasma

You guys are literally eating undefinable purple substances dug up from the dirt by giant pigs. You don't even clean it first. It's unsanitary. Heck, plasma is supposed to be purple in color and it's clearly still completely caked in dirt if you look at it and you think it's a good idea to just shove it all in your mouths?

VoeCIiu.jpg

Gross.

Plot twist:

They dug up a truffle and it tripped them out into having all boons, and they only think its plasma because its making them see colors.

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@Crystal Paladin.3871 said:

@"mortrialus.3062" said:

You guys are literally eating undefinable purple substances dug up from the dirt by giant pigs. You don't even clean it first. It's unsanitary. Heck, plasma is supposed to be purple in color and it's clearly still completely caked in dirt if you look at it and you think it's a good idea to just shove it all in your mouths?

VoeCIiu.jpg

Gross.

Looks like golden truffle... Or some kinda effect/infusion applied on you...

When fighting warriors, sometimes, they stun lock me and take it and eat it themselves... :p

I've done this as holo. It's pretty amusing.

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@Crystal Paladin.3871 said:

@"mortrialus.3062" said:

You guys are literally eating undefinable purple substances dug up from the dirt by giant pigs. You don't even clean it first. It's unsanitary. Heck, plasma is supposed to be purple in color and it's clearly still completely caked in dirt if you look at it and you think it's a good idea to just shove it all in your mouths?

VoeCIiu.jpg

Gross.

Looks like golden truffle... Or some kinda effect/infusion applied on you...

When fighting warriors, sometimes, they stun lock me and take it and eat it themselves... :p

Warriors putting dirt in their mouths is the most unsurprising thing in the world tbh.

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