uberkingkong.8041 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Looking for advice on how to get the God of PvP title. So a little about me, I've done marathons before, I've went through USA military bootcamp before, I have a masters degree, I have mastered 2 coding languages, I placed 1st in Captains Cup. So I have tested my will, endurance, wisdom, to push myself to keep moving forward, when I keep getting knocked down, I get back up and keep moving forward. It can be raining cats and dogs outside and I have it takes to preserve through harsh environments. When there is pop quizzes I'm ready, ready at all times, always ready. I have impeccable willpower, I go to the gym day in day out, it can be very harsh outside I make it work though. But the beast of God of PvP title, I just don't how to go through, what to do, what to keep training, what to stay consistent on. The people that have it, what did you do, what was your training, what did you work on. What would you say to keep doing and what if anything you did that you noticed didn't help at all and hindered you, such as things to avoid doing? The people that have tried for the God of PvP title before, what caused you to drop out, and stop doing, was it mentally tough, not enough endurance to keep up with the other players or what was what that got you to drop out? 1 8 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randulf.7614 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Well let me tell you something Mean Kong! You need to go out there, say your prayers, eat your vitamins and lay it all on the line out there for all your ubermaniacs! Because once you’ve done that and given it your all out there in every map day after day, week after week, month after month, then we all have got to watch out and ask ourselves “watcha gonna do, when The Uberkingkong runs wild on YOU!” 💪😬 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gop.8713 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Pay for it like everyone else . . . 7 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuavePuppy.2809 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 That first paragraph is some primo copypasta material 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuks.8241 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 5 hours ago, uberkingkong.8041 said: So a little about me, I've done marathons before, I've went through USA military bootcamp before, I have a masters degree, I have mastered 2 coding languages, I placed 1st in Captains Cup. So I have tested my will, endurance, wisdom, to push myself to keep moving forward, when I keep getting knocked down, I get back up and keep moving forward. It can be raining cats and dogs outside and I have it takes to preserve through harsh environments. When there is pop quizzes I'm ready, ready at all times, always ready. I have impeccable willpower, I go to the gym day in day out, it can be very harsh outside I make it work though. Well your problem is evident. Everything you have done up till now was completely WRONG. Waste of time. It might be to late with all that wasted effort. Forget about millitary training and exercise, wrong. Forget about harsh enviroments and weather. From now on weather steps out of your life, you will live in a basement. Whats a weather? Education, irrelevant, thats for people with life. Move to basement. Preferably no windows, planks over any potential window. Make a deal with your local delivery service, 2 pizzas + coke per day and 2-3 diapers. I think in most countries the basic wellfare should cover that. Now start grinding. You seem like a determined person, you have a chance. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega.6801 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 30 minutes ago, SuavePuppy.2809 said: That first paragraph is some primo copypasta material Indeed very much "300 confirmed kills" energy. Anyway, with all that under your belt, you don't need the PvP in this game. I'm not big in the know, what's the game to beat if one wants to be competitive, but I know it's not GW2. That tells me whatever you would nede to do to get that title isn't worth the effort and that willpower may be better spent 1) on something actually worthwhile like another real life achievement or 2) at least a different game, where a competitive title means something. I don't know, have you heard about chess boxing? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arheundel.6451 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 I am not gonna lie...this thread almost got me dead laughing xddd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Crab.6054 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 There are no Gods in this game that did not pay money, or service to get the title. None, zero, zip. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxwelgm.4315 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 It's the same way you got positions for the other things and prizes OP, nepotism and having the right friends 🙂 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatchtape.5109 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 I genuinely can't tell if this is a satire or not. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balsa.3951 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 100 push ups 100 sit ups and a 10 kilometers run a day... oh and no air conditionin in the summer. that's how i got strong also bald.... 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arazoth.7290 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 13 hours ago, Balsa.3951 said: 100 push ups 100 sit ups and a 10 kilometers run a day... oh and no air conditionin in the summer. that's how i got strong also bald.... And eating 1 banana everyday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shion.2084 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 14 hours ago, Balsa.3951 said: 100 push ups 100 sit ups and a 10 kilometers run a day... oh and no air conditionin in the summer. that's how i got strong also bald.... Balsa got the title with one punch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severiun.6495 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 This title should be sold in the store, to put it to death. along with all the gizmos. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotus.5672 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) On 3/21/2024 at 4:12 AM, maxwelgm.4315 said: It's the same way you got positions for the other things and prizes OP, nepotism and having the right friends 🙂 Sadly this is the right answer. Or you could pretend to be a girl and theres a huge chance a thirsty nerd will boost you to princess title Edited March 22 by lotus.5672 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rix.2064 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 On 3/20/2024 at 1:24 PM, uberkingkong.8041 said: Looking for advice on how to get the God of PvP title. So a little about me, I've done marathons before, I've went through USA military bootcamp before, I have a masters degree, I have mastered 2 coding languages, I placed 1st in Captains Cup. So I have tested my will, endurance, wisdom, to push myself to keep moving forward, when I keep getting knocked down, I get back up and keep moving forward. It can be raining cats and dogs outside and I have it takes to preserve through harsh environments. When there is pop quizzes I'm ready, ready at all times, always ready. I have impeccable willpower, I go to the gym day in day out, it can be very harsh outside I make it work though. But the beast of God of PvP title, I just don't how to go through, what to do, what to keep training, what to stay consistent on. The people that have it, what did you do, what was your training, what did you work on. What would you say to keep doing and what if anything you did that you noticed didn't help at all and hindered you, such as things to avoid doing? The people that have tried for the God of PvP title before, what caused you to drop out, and stop doing, was it mentally tough, not enough endurance to keep up with the other players or what was what that got you to drop out? I dropped it cuz whenever I hit 1800+ everyone feels like only queueing at 4am during my work days.... Yeah Misfire we talking about you bub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balsa.3951 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 17 hours ago, shion.2084 said: Balsa got the title with one punch! my auto attack is a macro for alt-f4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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