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How does a smokescale eat?


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I want to introduce all of you to my smokescale, Quad Shovel Face. He's super cool and adorable.

https://imgur.com/a/rASROLq

But I have to wonder, how does a smokescale eat? The shovels on the sides of his head stick out beyond his actual mouth. It is impossible for him to actually bite and take chunks of meat off prey. ArenaNet, can you guys provide any clarification on how smokescales haven't gone extinct due to seemingly not being able to eat anything?

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Just now, Pifil.5193 said:

How do they eat? Messily, of course, very messily. They first evolved their smoke cloud attacks to hide their embarrassment over their poor table manners.

I meant more along the lines of how they are able to actually put food in their mouths at all without having actual hands or opposable thumbs.

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This is a great question, so I'm going to give it my best potential answers.

Biological: It's very subtle on the model, but there's actually a seam that runs near the base of each 'shovel' segment, suggesting there might be a muscle group there that they might use to twitch the bone plates away from their faces when it's time for dinner, sort of like a mandible.

Intellectual: Because they can't stuff their face into the side of a body, Smokescales only eat small creatures or limbs that are slim enough to leverage between their facial meathooks. Because of this, there are a bunch of Pact torsos littering the Heart of the Maguuma which is where Pocket Raptors get their turn once the the Smokescale has moved on.

Horrible: They have a tongue half as long as their bodies with rows of hooked teeth that can be used to slice away and draw in pieces of prey.

Nonsensical: Infinite Gathering Tools & Autoloot. They kill something, press [F] near the corpse, and either a floating axe or a flurry of axe-wielding Choya break the body down into manageable chunks depending on how much money the Smokescale chooses to spend on account luxuries.

I'm more worried about how Arrowheads eat. Maybe they have a symbiotic thing going on with with the Rolling Devils; food in exchange for protection?

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5 hours ago, AgentMoore.9453 said:

They kill something, press [F] near the corpse, and either a floating axe or a flurry of axe-wielding Choya break the body down into manageable chunks depending on how much money the Smokescale chooses to spend on account luxuries.

That looks like the most sensible explanation. Elephants missed the opportunity and evolved a ridiculous trunk instead.

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On 12/24/2021 at 4:40 AM, Wintermute.5408 said:

They feed on salty tears of the players in HoT. Since it's liquid, the shovels don't get in the way.

Ah. So that's why you see so little of them. Ever since they and everything in HOT was nerfed  the players have been less salty.

The poor things.. They must be starving by now. I better log in and die to one so it gets a good meal.

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