Eodh.8529 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Hello there, Let's imagine that you could pick a gw2 profession for the real life.Which one would you choose and more important why ?Elementalist:Fly like a bird, recharge the battery of your phone (or more seriously, power up any device), bring water to the one in needs or why not change the weather! possibilities are endless! Engineer:Ever dreamt to be MacGyver ? now you can ! build a car with 5 leaves, 2 branches, 1 pillow and 1 bottle of beer / create a potion which makes you lose weight while eating bacon !Guardian:"doctors hate him, discover his trick". As a natural healer, you would heal literally anything/anybody you want, beat cancer by only smiling at a person ! Inspire people with your charisma and become the moral example of many. Mesmer:Do you hate your professional meeting / course at the uni or at school ? time to create a clone and simply get out (teleport out) of here.What ? it sounds like Naruto? tell that to my clone, he is the one writing this article.Necro:Become Dracula and be immortal ?Summon an atrocity to scare the annoying kid who cries somewhere in the building ?be the king/queen in any goth party ?that's your way !Ranger:Your cat is a d*** and your dog poops everywhere ? time to correct this ! speak to butterflies (they might have great conversation), leave the civilisation and stay with animals. Revenant:Channel dead people into you and draw like Michelangelo, sing like Sinatra/Mercury/Tupac (based on what you like), become grumpy cat or trololo guy (RIP), or have a chat with Tesla/Eddison, Churchill, Gilgamesh? Thief:Do I really need to write something here?Warrior:I guess... beat up stuff. be known as the one who made Chuck Norris cry in fear. --> the list of potential skills is not exhaustive and I invite you to find and write new uses of gw2 profession IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexxxDelta.1806 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Mesmer, no contest. As long as pink butterflies aren't mandatory. Playing with perceptions would be the best way to get people off your posterior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regh.8649 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 @Eodh.8529 said:lose weight while eating bacon !Engineer, no contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virdo.1540 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 If I would get my thousands of immunities too, then definitely Elementalist (after current state) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stand The Wall.6987 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 @Regh.8649 said:Engineer, no contest.engi is best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Vanithy.6495 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 RL = engMy Heart = thief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derd.6413 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 necro: i'm lonely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlinvf.1358 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Mesmers have the canon ability to bend time and even reality. "Naruto"....... you're thinking too small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doutrinador.6285 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Engineer would be awesome in real life, I mean, this guy could be and do anything with a brilliant creative (well, unstable) mind, besides being a great fellow who unconditionally helps his friends or strangers in trouble and mostly, funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdigeri.7935 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Pretty much just Engineer and make a potion for the rest of the professions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedShark.9548 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 @AlexxxDelta.1806 said:Mesmer, no contest. As long as pink butterflies aren't mandatory. Playing with perceptions would be the best way to get people off your posterior.Pink butterflies are the payoff for being that OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derd.6413 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 @RedShark.9548 said:@AlexxxDelta.1806 said:Mesmer, no contest. As long as pink butterflies aren't mandatory. Playing with perceptions would be the best way to get people off your posterior.Pink butterflies are the payoff for being that OPonly if you've got bad taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily.1935 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Mesmer. But necromancer is enticing. I'm a spectacle kind of girl and illusions are great for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redavv.2643 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Ranger i could go for the archery olympics hahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedShark.9548 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 @Lily.1935 said:Mesmer. But necromancer is enticing. I'm a spectacle kind of girl and illusions are great for that.Undead minions running rampage are more of a spectacle imo. Btw can we apply skills with weapons and defensive capabilities to our rl versions?Id take warrior, its not too over the top, but has inhuman strength, and would be proficient with all kinds of weapons and wouldnt suffer from any injuries or probably most deseasesWarriors can also boost moral and intimidate foes so he doesnt even has to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycoprophet.8107 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Thief for sure, with tele and invisiblity at my dsposal nothing would be outa reach, I'd be rich so very rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derd.6413 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 @Yannir.4132 said:I identify as a Guardian because I have strong morals.However if I could make other people follow some sort of morale using mind tricks, I'd happily class-swap to Mesmer and just mindfuck everybody to stop wars, stupid religious feuds and climate change. that's some questionable morals you've got there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi.1398 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 warrior, and use my juggernaut elite to reach top shelf....i am short person.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadnir.5038 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Ranger, I already got a cat to stand as my pet. Summoning a water spirit could be quite nice for the grass of my garden that's been burnt by the summer sun. I'd also make use of the healing spring, after all a spring isn't a bad thing in a garden. NB.: Not sure my cat would listen to my commands thought, usually unless it's for food or if he want to be pet'd, he seem to enjoy looking from afar whatever you say to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teratus.2859 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Necromancer, no contest.I'm not a fan of the concept of immortality, at least the idea of being human forever xD that would be hell.But with the powers of a Necromancer.. eternity doesn't sound that bad :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delofasht.4231 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Mesmer hands down... would have so much fun with my clones. Endless entertainment, unlimited productivity, and the bowling team would be super consistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westenev.5289 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Mesmer, for a few reasons. Those reasons being, every 180 seconds, I could change people into moas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stand The Wall.6987 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 necro so I could have my own little tireless and eternal work force. no complaints, no breaks, just good ol fashion elbow grease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weindrasi.3805 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Elementalist, most likely. Necro is tempting, because I'm a halloween-obsessed nerd who never quite grew out of the teenage goth phase... but I think being an elementalist would be useful more often . Plus, wind magic and flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSlay.6973 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Necro. Able to raise dead grandma's and let families say their goodbyes. Or use her to attack my enemies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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