Game of Bones.8975 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 If we had the ability to name our weapons (the ranger can have named pets), what would you have in your inventory?Pharus: I would have to name "Bueller."My Predator: "AT&T" from the 1980s slogan; 'Reach out, reach out and touch someone.'Incinerator: "Flick my Bic"Eureka: "Indifference"Nevermore: "Conspiracy Stick," the name of a group of ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westenev.5289 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I think the dreamer and Exordium are perfect as they are - but I'm the sort of basic person who uses canon names where possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless Soul.5178 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 My charr warrior has named his greatsword "Severance". Haven't named any other weapons though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentMoore.9453 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Every last one of them would be a pun. A weapun, if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fueki.4753 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Every one of them would be Profession's as the prefix, God Stomper as the middle part and a Roman number as its suffix.As an example, my Mesmer's greatsword would be Mesmer's God Stomper I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawdler.8521 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Pewdiepistol?What, it actually makes sense unlike similar names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artharon.9276 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Would be cool to name our crafted items or have a tag like "crafted by ...." in their tooltips. but right now it makes no sense since we can't trade the top tier stuff that we craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayakaru.6583 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I would name my greatsword the Elder Dragon Whacker Slapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoover.6394 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Xiuquatl > XiaoQing which means “little turquoise“ it match the meaning and it’s actually the name a famous green snake demon in chinese mythology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fueki.4753 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 @Hoover.6394 said:Xiuquatl > XiaoQing which means “little turquoise“ it match the meaning and it’s actually the name a famous green snake demon in chinese mythology Xiuquatl is a reference (or disfigurement of the name, if you want to see it negatively) to the Aztec deity Xiuhcoatl, whose name translates to turquoise serpent.And the weapon is based on Aztec design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teratus.2859 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I'd rather be able to name my mounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcaniaxs.4519 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I would name my zafira's rifle to 'evolved predator' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspirine.6852 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Why does this topic remind me of a scene from GoT with the Hound and Arya :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hayes.6890 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Every mace I own is named Lucille Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raknar.4735 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 That would be fun if they'd use their new names in the trading post.Crafting a collection of sceptres and renaming them into "greatsword" or other weapon types, so that the search function wouldn't work without filters could be fun.I'd probably end up calling things close to what they look like. "Shiny wood sword", "Ice Axe", and end up with multiple items with a different skin but the same name, since we have multiple "Ice"-axe skins in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yggranya.5201 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Any hammer: The Tenderiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOwl.3968 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 @AgentMoore.9453 said:Every last one of them would be a pun. A weapun, if you will.Groan worthy, well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnusthorek.8027 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 It's not as fun as it is in TES' series to me because of the "meta" sigils/runes and the design model that differentiates them between weapons and armours but I'll try to make a port of the ones I had (in Skyrim). Let's see:- Robert No Drowny Jr.Aquabreather (I can't read this one without laugh XD)- Amulet of "Back Off Mary Poppins" (fighting amulet)Rune of Revenant, Durability and/or Resistance* Named after a scene from Two and a Half Men- Necklace of Run, Barry! Run! (world amulet)Rune of Evasion, Centaur and/or The Pack* Named after a scene from The Flash- Ring of "The Reapers are coming" (fighting ring 1)Any of the Power Runes and/or any of the Vitality Runes and/or any of the Toughness Runes* Named after several scenes from my favourite game: Mass Effect- Stop bleeding in my hand, bitch! (fighting ring II)Any of the Power Runes and/or Rune of Durability and/or Rune of Dwayna- The Ex-Wife (Sword)Any skill that causes Immobilization plus Sigil of Debility and/or Rune of Rata Sum and something to Absorb Health (I don't know if there's one)- 'll Go Wherever You'll Go (Boots)Rune of Evasion, Centaur and/or The Pack (my original had something to increase Carrying Capacity 'cause I was a hoarder XD)* Named after The Calling's song- Gauntlets of Back Pain Killer (Gauntlets)Same as above- 'll Fart on your graveRune of Balthazar and/or Flame Legion plus Sigil of Chilling and Rune of Svanir/Ice plus Sigil of Debility and/or Rune of Rata Sum (closest counterpart of Shock Damage I've found):lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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