Truth.5279 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Dear Anette,Ever since we first met on the fatal day in Queensdale, I have had a strange obsession with you. I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them. I thought you cared for me deeply when we "stopped a bandit operation" together. Our $60 date has become a nearly $1,000 gamble! 8 years strong, but I am warning you, my eyes have started to stray. Your new-found chair collecting obsession has me confused! And the ways you ask me to 'mount up' are getting really odd. Maybe you are ready to move on. Should we see other people? "Just give me one reason to stay here!"-Eric (Ph.D. in WvW, Masters in PvP, and Bachelor's of the Arts in PvE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derd.6413 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 should i call the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menadena.7482 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 ???????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuickFox.3826 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @derd.6413 said:should i call the police?Maybe. Does Anette work there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercury ranique.2170 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Maybe you should have realised a long time ago, that Anette never had any personal interest in you, all she ever wanted was your money. She appreciates everything you offered her and will do so when you decide to stay.She also disagrees with some things you say. She is more a provider, but you are responsable for your own actions. Just the fact that Anette provides chairs to sit on, doesnt mean you should collect them. You can, and last of all, Anette would think bad about you, but it is not up to her to decide what to collect or not to collect. Same goes with gambling. she never forced you to gamble any bucks. She appreciates the money, but it has always up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up. Edit: it’s been answered. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeyspit.3965 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Anyone else hear Sting singing in the background.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasimir.6239 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsakhi.8124 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Anette is a fickle vixen to be sure. Steal your food, booze, and time... Broke my dark, evil, heart. I really, really, want to try what you have. Whoa buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serialkicker.5274 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. Pretty obvious he's talking about game itself to me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a flesh wound.3589 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @serialkicker.5274 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. Pretty obvious he's talking about game itself to me :DCool. The first responses showed that not everyone did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goettel.4389 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Obviously we're entering GW2's glory days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notebene.3190 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Remember, the best way to catch Frankie, is with Annette. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serialkicker.5274 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@serialkicker.5274 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. Pretty obvious he's talking about game itself to me :DCool. The first responses showed that not everyone did.I thought people are playing along, so I was a bit surprised. But it matters not. OP vented a little I guess and gave me a chuckle at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danikat.8537 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@serialkicker.5274 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. Pretty obvious he's talking about game itself to me :DCool. The first responses showed that not everyone did.Yeah I think it's basically a cute re-word of the typical complaints about the gem store. Although I'm not sure what exactly the problem is because the OP seems to be both upset that they're feeling pressured to spend too much money and saying they don't like a lot of the newer items. But stripping out the fictional scenario I think it comes down to "I paid $60 for this game, I'm not happy with how much I've spent since and not happy with the items currently available to buy and unless this changes I'm planning on quitting the game."I would have thought those two cancel each other out and therefore solve the problem - if you don't like what's in the gem store surely you don't feel any desire to buy it and therefore aren't spending as much money on it. But I may have missed something in the subtext and round-about way of saying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teratus.2859 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Evil Seabass.5214 said:please ignore this commentNO! I will pay significant attention to it and you cannot stop me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serialkicker.5274 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Danikat.8537 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@serialkicker.5274 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. Pretty obvious he's talking about game itself to me :DCool. The first responses showed that not everyone did.Yeah I think it's basically a cute re-word of the typical complaints about the gem store. Although I'm not sure what exactly the problem is because the OP seems to be both upset that they're feeling pressured to spend too much money and saying they don't like a lot of the newer items. But stripping out the fictional scenario I think it comes down to "I paid $60 for this game, I'm not happy with how much I've spent since and not happy with the items currently available to buy and unless this changes I'm planning on quitting the game."I would have thought those two cancel each other out and therefore solve the problem - if you don't like what's in the gem store surely you don't feel any desire to buy it and therefore aren't spending as much money on it. But I may have missed something in the subtext and round-about way of saying it.I read it as he spent thousand so far, which could very well mean he spent it all couple of years back (he does claim relationship lasting 8 years, even though game is that old yet), but now he's not happy with new stuff on gemstore and the way game is going.Can't say I'm completely fine with everything on gemstore myself (not a fan of wings and the amount of shiny stuff lately in game, but that's not exclusive to just gem store), but it is what it is. It's just my wish they wouldn't go that way, but ultimately it's up to devs and what people want to buy. I do know of people who are deeply bothered with this, a lot more than me, and it's a big turnoff for them, so much that they stopped playing the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phs.6089 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 You been friendzoned dude, I know what are you talking about. It' all up to you now.I personally looked around and meet 2 others that could offer what Anette can't/ don't want to.But still like spending time with my friend A.Net(te). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Spiro.9745 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @Just a flesh wound.3589 said:@Rasimir.6239 said:@Just a flesh wound.3589 said:Is there an Anette in Queensdale? I tried googling that name and nothing came up.I suspect it's more like A.Net(te).Oh. Probably. I thought s/he was talking about one of the NFC’s with unique dresses that players keep asking for when s/he said ”I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them.” but ANet makes sense too. He's talking about Outfits, Dyes and Chairs in the BLTP. The gambling remark is about Chests. So you're up to speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcopaul.2156 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 hate to tell you that Anette has 3 boyfriends now. Pursue it and you might be the 4th.hopefully Anette will have more boyfriends, so i get entertained, like ENTERtain+ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelisk.5148 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @derd.6413 said:should i call the police?No, call Anette's dad, N. C. Soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trise.2865 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 A bit of general relationship advice: it's rarely healthy to issue threats and ultimatums to your supposed partner and love interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth.5279 Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 I mean just to clarify, can PvP and WvW get some love? Both expos are great and balance is the best in the industry... period. For those of us that lean toward competitve play, need I say more?Signed, OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Vincent III.1286 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 @"Truth.5279" said:Dear Anette,Ever since we first met on the fatal day in Queensdale, I have had a strange obsession with you. I couldn't take my eyes off your dresses and the dyes you used to color them. I thought you cared for me deeply when we "stopped a bandit operation" together. Our $60 date has become a nearly $1,000 gamble! 8 years strong, but I am warning you, my eyes have started to stray. Your new-found chair collecting obsession has me confused! And the ways you ask me to 'mount up' are getting really odd. Maybe you are ready to move on. Should we see other people? "Just give me one reason to stay here!"-Eric (Ph.D. in WvW, Masters in PvP, and Bachelor's of the Arts in PvE)Your Ph.D in WvW should have given you enough reason whether to stay or not. Also, you should have gone for Bachelor's of Science in PvE -- much much better RoI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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